Carrick’s World Cup Diary

Capello the Gaffer

Soon as the yelling stopped, a glass tray flew across the room, bouncing off JT’s forehead and hitting me smack bang in the middle of my face. As I regained consciousness, all I could hear was the Gaffer screaming down at me: “Carrick, watta da hell are you doing here? Mamma Mia! Next time I […]

Pat and Ji’s Good Morning Show

Brookside Close

‘Elo everyone. Today we bring you ze truly amazing truth behind ze internet rumours of ze famous footballer, ‘iz lover, ‘iz wife and ‘er lover. Yes Pat, after the dishonourable actions of Telly and Blidge, we bling you more shame to the honourable world of Plemielship football. Not since ze Brookside show has zis city, […]

Keano’s Column: United’s Agony Aunt

Malcolm Glazer

From an anonymous fan Mr Keane. I’m interested in your view as to why the ownership of our Manchester United Buccaneers team has produced so much anger in the fans? Has it not been under the Glazers’ exemplary stewardship of the business, I mean the club, that we have achieved such unrivaled success? Did we […]


Keano’s Column: United’s Agony Aunt

Keano's Column

Dear Roy – Hope you’re enjoying Suffolk and the dogs are well. I’m sure you’ve figured out why I’m writing after all these years. Losing to Leeds has truly shocked me. For once I am questioning the strength of my anger towards the team. That’s why I’m writing to you, my most trusted Lieutenant, for […]