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Anderson illness puts United future in doubt

Monday, April 1, 2013

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Anderson illness puts United future in doubt

Brazilian Anderson has been struck down with a secret long-term illness according to sources close to United Rant, provoking new questions over the midfielder’s future at Old Trafford. Suffering another disappointing campaign, Anderson has been earmarked for a summer exit from Manchester United according to newspaper speculation in recent weeks, with Sir Alex Ferguson planning to [...]

Enjoy the Olympics, just don’t bring baby… or an oversized hat

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

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Enjoy the Olympics, just don’t bring baby… or an oversized hat

This summer, before the real thing finally gets underway on 18 August and Manchester United return to Premier League action, Old Trafford will play host to nine men’s and women’s Olympic football matches during the group and knockout stages, with GB, Spain, Brazil and Uruguay men’s teams due to play in Manchester. The tournament kicks [...]

Secret Glazer deal to sell Old Trafford naming rights

Sunday, April 1, 2012

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Secret Glazer deal to sell Old Trafford naming rights

Manchester United owners the Glazer family has struck a secret multi-million pound deal with PepsiCo to rename Old Trafford. The deal, which will come into effect from the start of the 2012-13 season, will bring more than £400 million into the club coffers over the next 10 years, a source close to the deal exclusively [...]

Anderson out, faces tough choices

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

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Anderson out, faces tough choices

Big-boned Manchester United midfielder Anderson Luís de Abreu Oliveira is set to miss at least five weeks of the Premier League run-in with a torn hamstring, confirmed manager Sir Alex Ferguson on Wednesday. The fresh injury, which adds to a growing list of malevolence suffered by the midfielder in his time at Old Trafford, comes barely [...]

The next England manager

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

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The next England manager

Rant might ordinarily throw its hat into the ring for the big job after Fabio Capello’s jump-before-you’re-pushed resignation today. After all, here at Rant towers we’ve lost count of the medals won, the glory soaked up, the years on the managerial treadmill – there really is no better grounding for the real thing than Football [...]

Ravel Morrison reveals motivation for contract dispute

Saturday, January 14, 2012

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Ravel Morrison reveals motivation for contract dispute

“His agent has been working hard to get him another club,” Sir Alex Ferguson said of teenage prodigy Ravel Morrison on Friday. “We’ve offered him terms which he has refused, so that is where it is. His demands are unrealistic as far as we are concerned. We’ve rejected an offer from Newcastle and it is [...]

Wasters FC

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

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Wasters FC

Kieron Dyer’s imminent transfer to Queens Park Rangers suggests a question: has there ever been a player who has taken so much out of football but given so little back? Dyer, reportedly earning £83,000 per week at West Ham United, has played just 30 games in four years at Upton Park. He cost the Londoners [...]

Adiós Carlos: Tevez in numbers

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

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Carlos Tevez has, for the second time in six months, demanded a move away from Manchester City. In December the pint-sized striker blamed the poor relationship with club management; yesterday the 27-year-old has begged to be closer to his family. Cynics might claim the lure of another signing on fee is strong in the scar-faced [...]

Caption competition: Becks and Giggs

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

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Caption competition: Becks and Giggs

Two legends, together again at Old Trafford tonight but what did they have to say? The winner – chosen by our expert panel of judges – receives a copy of “Bobby Charlton: The Manchester United Years” RRP £20. Closing date: 6pm Friday 27 May.

Keane to become Premier League ref

Friday, April 1, 2011

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Keane to become Premier League ref

Former Manchester United midfielder Roy Keane is to become the highest profile ex-player to take up refereeing, Football Association papers have revealed. Keane, who has taken several refereeing examinations since being sacked by Ipswich in January, could even be fast tracked into the Premier League in time for the 2011/12 season, according the documents seen [...]

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