you know, the brainless nousless relentlessly dull crossing game we played last season, where we play rooney and welbeck up front, two intelligent players who can receive the ball into feet or in behind, but instead we bludgeon them with piss poor balls from wide
with nobody moving from their exact 442 positions
and one dimensional wingers putting in 50 crosses at home to swansea cause we've left nani on the bench for shitehouse young so have nobody who can do anything except plough balls in to nobody
and carrick and scholes standing 50 yards away from the strikers and never showing any interest in moving forward, scholes because he's old and carrick cause he's bollockless, both instead pinging it endlessly to valencia as if he's our main man
why has our style of play regressed by 20 years, is it because of all the shite players we've got
hoofing