United Rant

1. captainhormone
   Moderator

   Unklenobhead and LKHF has got me thinking

   what type of names constitute a bender

   i give you...

   Shaun

   LKHF
   
   faffing

   Posted 9 months ago #

2. captainhormone
   Moderator

   Reece.....

   ffs

   pass me the vaseline cowboy

   Posted 9 months ago #

3. Alfonso Bedoya
   Moderator

   Brad and Chad... a matched pair.

   "Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching' tu madre! Come out from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you."

   Posted 9 months ago #

4. captainhormone
   Moderator

   those names are soooooooooo homosexual

   Posted 9 months ago #

5. uncleknobheadforfucksake
   Member

   any names that use apostrophes

   any names that are also places

   any names that are just letters 'aj', 'bj' except jt

   any names given to blokes that are clearly womens names, ashley leslie, frankie etc

   any names used by shit posters on unitedrant

   rupert

   LKHF
   
   faffing

   Posted 9 months ago #

6. uncleknobheadforfucksake
   Member

   and it goes without saying all foreign names are bent, especially them latino sorts

   Posted 9 months ago #

7. uncleknobheadforfucksake
   Member

   any names that plus the surname are longer than four syllables

   gary cahill, there's a name with some chesthair

   Posted 9 months ago #

8. uncleknobheadforfucksake
   Member

   and I aint having none of that double barrel bollocks, do one bellend-fuckface

   Posted 9 months ago #

9. madredmonkey
   Member

   Quentin

   MANCHESTER IS MY HEAVEN- SIR MATT BUSBY

   Posted 9 months ago #

10. Alfonso Bedoya
    Moderator

    Radek Bonk!

    Now there's a blokes name.

    Posted 9 months ago #

11. uncleknobheadforfucksake
    Member

    was ars bandeet a real person and player

    but we're digressing, there's a poster on here called julian, clearly a bender

    Posted 9 months ago #

12. Alfonso Bedoya
    Moderator

    Clearly...

    And speaking of benders... what ever happend to Connie?

    Posted 9 months ago #

13. sidney
    Member

    De Hea

    It's De Gea FFS

    Soon to be De Gayer, then wanker, then FFS get him out

    Posted 9 months ago #

14. captainhormone
    Moderator

    brendon and brandon..both raging homosexuals names imo

    Posted 9 months ago #

15. captainhormone
    Moderator

    derek, cecil, cyril...all nonce, ponce and peados names too

    Posted 9 months ago #

16. captainhormone
    Moderator

    neville too

    ffs

    Posted 9 months ago #

17. uncleknobheadforfucksake
    Member

    randy

    colin

    kieran

    alex - girls name,

    Posted 9 months ago #

18. captainhormone
    Moderator

    ME AND MY ELDEST LAD WERE TALKING ABOUT BENDERS NAMES FORA GOOD HOUR LAST NIGHT

    he suggested marcus and mark with a c

    marc

    cant argue with a 12 year old when he speaks the truth

    Posted 9 months ago #

19. uncleknobheadforfucksake
    Member

    I'm iffy on the name 'sidney'

    Posted 9 months ago #

20. sidney
    Member

    I don't like Sidney, I prefer Sid

    Can't go wrong with old school names like Alf, Alan, Fred, Eric IMO you instantly know where you stand with those people

    I have a friend of toff descent who's name is Lancelot... which tbf is fucking cool. I'd go everywhere on a horse just for the sake of it

    Posted 9 months ago #

21. captainhormone
    Moderator

    dunno about cool, but clearly it is slightly homosexual

    as is Justin, Raymond and Gordon

    Total Bender meltdown

    Posted 9 months ago #

22. ltel
    Member

    lance kirk jerry alister... all arse lovers

    Posted 9 months ago #

23. captainhormone
    Moderator

    Terrence too....full on bummers name hey Tel?

    Posted 9 months ago #

24. ltel
    Member

    my name isnt terrence ya cunt hahaha but yeah your right

    Posted 9 months ago #

25. captainhormone
    Moderator

    hmm...

    Robert, richard and Gareth

    All queer names imo

    Posted 9 months ago #

26. ltel
    Member

    tracy horrice morris maurice finbar claude.. all love a brown finger

    Posted 9 months ago #

27. ltel
    Member

    spencer francis

    Posted 9 months ago #

28. uncleknobheadforfucksake
    Member

    frank spencer ruined the name spencer for all heterosexuals

    but not frank though strangely

    Posted 9 months ago #

29. sidney
    Member

    Frank is alright, but frankie... goes to hollywood

    Total gayness

    Posted 9 months ago #

30. sheesh
    Member

    Surprised Jamie hasn't been mentioned yet.

    Posted 9 months ago #

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