i've had plenty of drunken run offs from the police
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brianofnazareth
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Well I have one that involves actual help from the fuzz.
I was entering a night club back in the day, it was £15 on this one night (God knows why), I paid the money and noticed the women serving me was an EX of my brothers and they didn't have a very good break up, so she pocketed the money and then kept asking me for the entrance fee saying I never paid it....we had the argument,anyway I tried jumping over the glass protector to get the money( I was quite drunk ) when her current boyfriend** ( the main bouncer ) came round the corner and we got into a tussle, I managed to get the better of him and stuck a few beauties on him and busted his face pretty bad... then I realised how out numbered I was, as we grappled we fell through the front door, in a spilt second the 2nd bouncer went for me, I managed to smack him and with one punch and busted his nose.... all I could see was 5-7 bouncers come running through the doors.......WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I felt someone grab my shoulders and drag me away....it was the POLICE...I was so HAPPY!! I nearly hugged the copper!! He had saved me from a massive beating and a lot of broken bones!! plus the breakfast in the morning was really nice. I avoided the club for about 2 years after that!! LOL
I honestly thought I would be taking a massive beating and end up with some real damage...cause those days they had "special" doorways that led to a quiet room where they fucking dealt with you no questions asked!!
** Her boyfriend along with a few bouncer mates went on to kidnap my brother when he was walking home one night, they outed fags on him and beat him. He went to prison for it and it made the papers!!
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.....Posted 7 months ago # -
Alfonso Bedoya
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Cocks... I was lucky to get a processed cheese sandwich and a machine coffee.
"Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching' tu madre! Come out from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you."Posted 7 months ago # -
brianofnazareth
Member ltel said:
we get bacon sausae egg soda potato bread and a pint of milk..
its a real pain n the arse having to put your shoelaces back in againBacon?? flash cunt!!
I did used to tell them I was claustrophobic and they put me in the girl cells and opened the door so it became a double cell.... but Central police station didn't fall for that shit!
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