So there is truth to the rumours that Liverpool are on the verge of being bought by a billionaire
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11669_6291267,00.html
*Edits* apparently he plans to wipe out their debt
FFS Glazer out
Billionaire Chinese businessman makes Liverpool offer
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If some cunt buys Liverpool and makes them good again ... No I don't even want to think about it
Luhg
Editor & Moderator at http://www.unitedrant.co.ukPosted 2 years ago # -
Alfonso Bedoya
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Ed said:
If some cunt buys Liverpool and makes them good again ... No I don't even want to think about itLuhg
That might just be the inspiration United fans need to pull their fingers out, and oust those Yank leeches.
"Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching' tu madre! Come out from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you."Posted 2 years ago # -
brianofnazareth
Member
Chinese involvement in Liverpool to revolutionise football
With the Chinese interested in taking over Liverpool FC, this could change football in the UK forever. Following on from top brands such as Burberry, Marks & Spencer and Premark, one of England's elite clubs could also follow the same route.
There will of course be several changes to Liverpool football club, mostly in cost cutting associated with Chinese production methods. First for the shake up will be their Academy which will be moved to a small factory just outside Bangkok. All the players will look the same and will work great for 20 minutes but after that their legs will fall off. Some players will be delivered with two right legs, some with no legs at all.
Replacement players can be ordered but expect deliveries to be weeks late and replacements will not necessarily what was ordered. You wanted a striker, you might get one, then again it might be a defender or a goalkeeper, or whatever.
Plenty of fake players will turn up on Liverpool market but will perform just as well as the official one's, the only different being they language they speak and you don't get free batteries.
Wages will be slashed. No longer will players expect 30 grand a week or more. From now on they'll get 3p per day and their working time will go up from 90 minutes to 19 hours. The average age of a player will be 6.
Further savings will be made at the club by getting shot of the burger bar staff. From now on it's chicken foo young at half time with a couple of chicken balls and some prawn crackers. All cooked of course by the players who's time will be proper utilised rather than them sitting on their arses in the changing room listening to a manager talking bollox for 15 minutes.The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.....Posted 2 years ago # -
sidney
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Now some Arabs wanna buy the Dippers http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11669_6293794,00.html
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