United Rant

1. captainhormone
   Moderator

   aye, apparently he is somewhat of a celebrity in old tiger bay as he stopped a woman from being raped at the weekend.....

   he stayed in......

   thanks, and im here all week

   LKHM
   
   Hoofing

   Posted 2 years ago #

2. captainhormone
   Moderator

   oh, and he also suggested to his missus a month ago that they try a rape game, to which she quite rightly said "NO!!"

   to which he replied..."that's the spirit"

   Posted 2 years ago #

3. Robbo
   Member

   I take it you have your .........

   Coat

   And the fucking Taxi´s waiting

   Posted 2 years ago #

4. captainhormone
   Moderator

   http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3053657/Sex-swap-paedo-spared-bad-time-in-jail.html

   wtf

   Posted 2 years ago #

5. Robbo
   Member

   Get out of Jail free become a kiddy fiddling Ladyboy tbf it should have gone down the Lags could have had some fun with it.

   Posted 2 years ago #

6. captainhormone
   Moderator

   hmmm.....**puts on faux black american prisoner voice, whilst slicking back his fro, and licking his wanton lips.....

   "why oh why...aint you just tha sweetest lil thing..mm mm umm hmmm......"

   Posted 2 years ago #

7. fat maradona
   Member

   I bumped into an old friend of the captain's the other day and I asked him, "Why is the captain still a fat cunt?", to which his mate replied, "Well, every time the capt tosses my salad, I give the cunt a biscuit."

   Posted 2 years ago #

8. captainhormone
   Moderator

   oh, how is your brother dude?

   Posted 2 years ago #

9. Pikey McScum
   Member

   lol

   "Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow and you think it's a better cow than the one you've got in your own field. It's a fact. Right? And it never really works out that way."

   Posted 2 years ago #

10. Robbo
    Member

    captainhormone said:
    hmmm.....**puts on faux black american prisoner voice, whilst slicking back his fro, and licking his wanton lips.....

    "why oh why...aint you just tha sweetest lil thing..mm mm umm hmmm......"

    Runs as he hears

    Zip ..

    Lob ...

    Posted 2 years ago #

11. Spike
    Member

    Racist bigot swines...close this forum down!

    BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It.
    
    MUFC: THE RELIGION

    Posted 2 years ago #

12. captainhormone
    Moderator

    yeah, do as adolf says

    Posted 2 years ago #

13. Spike
    Member

    *runs crying to Heinrich*

    Posted 2 years ago #

14. Just1n
    Member

    Bri has been hanging low in Indonesia.

    http://www.timeslive.co.za/local/article500183.ece/Cow-seduces-Indonesian-man

    tbf

    Posted 2 years ago #

15. sheesh
    Member

    Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round
    Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears
    Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by
    Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
    Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart
    Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart

    Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild
    Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms
    Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry
    Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes
    Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart
    Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart

    And I need you now tonight
    And I need you more than ever
    And if you'll only hold me tight
    We'll be holding on forever
    And we'll only be making it right
    Cause we'll never be wrong together
    We can take it to the end of the line
    Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
    I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
    We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
    I really need you tonight
    Forever's gonna start tonight
    Forever's gonna start tonight

    Once upon a time I was falling in love
    But now I'm only falling apart
    There's nothing I can do
    A total eclipse of the heart
    Once upon a time there was light in my life
    But now there's only love in the dark
    Nothing I can say
    A total eclipse of the heart

    

    Posted 2 years ago #

16. brianofnazareth
    Member

    captainhormone said:
    aye, apparently he is somewhat of a celebrity in old tiger bay as he stopped a woman from being raped at the weekend.....

    he stayed in......

    thanks, and im here all week

    LOL

    I really like your idea in the email.... so you really don't mind just watching? I can't believe she married you after knowing that?..... as a mate I'll do what I can to help satisfy her for you....ffs.... you're welcome!

    The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.....

    Posted 2 years ago #

17. captainhormone
    Moderator

    yeah...love it..........

    Posted 2 years ago #

18. brianofnazareth
    Member

    captainhormone said:
    yeah...love it..........

    Yes...that will be the general theme of the night...

    Posted 2 years ago #

19. captainhormone
    Moderator

    whats your missus doing that night....maybe we should invite her

    Posted 2 years ago #

20. brianofnazareth
    Member

    captainhormone said:
    whats your missus doing that night....maybe we should invite her

    That would work if you have an absurd about of heroin to block the memories out of her on the nest!!

    Posted 2 years ago #

21. sheesh
    Member

    Welcome back big boy.

    Posted 2 years ago #

22. brianofnazareth
    Member

    captainhormone said:
    aye, apparently he is somewhat of a celebrity in old tiger bay as he stopped a woman from being raped at the weekend.....

    he stayed in......

    thanks, and im here all week

    LOL

    Posted 1 year ago #

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