United Rant

1. Pikey McScum
   Member

   I thought the forum seemed a lot less fat recently than of days gone by.

   Where has the literal barrel of laughs ('captainhormone' for the uneducated) gone?

   "Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow and you think it's a better cow than the one you've got in your own field. It's a fact. Right? And it never really works out that way."

   Posted 9 months ago #

2. Alfonso Bedoya
   Moderator

   He's eaten himself.

   "Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching' tu madre! Come out from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you."

   Posted 9 months ago #

3. Just1n
   Member

   No internet connection available at the drive-through

   tbf

   Posted 9 months ago #

4. Robbo
   Member

   In case anyone's interested

   Hehe Robbo you cunt..how are you Granddad? All is fine here brother..i’m busy managing a semi pro sides under 14s side, and that’s practically a full time job..also doing my fa badges etc. Other than that im still a fat cunt, but far better looking and more sophisticated than Alf, the pseudo yank cunt wank chariot angsty emo anarchist twat, and that welsh irish hybrid sheep shagging shitcunt of a tag team Bri and Pikey.

   The horrible bastard cunts!!

   Hope you are fine mate, and send my regards to the fucking shithouse bastards on rant.. I do miss them and I lost my log in but cant be arsed to retrieve it..besides, I have forgotten more about football than those cunts wil ever know, so make sure you tell them they are all a bunch of clueless bastards from me…..except Alf…he’s just a cunt..a fat yank one…

   I could go on.

   Oh btw..tell uncleknobheadffs LKHF

   PEACEONELOVEKNOBCAPFERGIEOUTPINCHBECKCUNTSNOVALUE

   Posted 9 months ago #

5. Pikey McScum
   Member

   *sobs*

   I miss him.... (which is difficult considering the size of the cunt!)

   Posted 9 months ago #

6. Alfonso Bedoya
   Moderator

   Managing a "semi pro under 14s side", my arse...

   Fetching the after match McDonalds order, is not the same as managing.

   Posted 9 months ago #

7. Pikey McScum
   Member

   FA Badges?

   Must stand for "F*** All!"

   Posted 9 months ago #

8. Pikey McScum
   Member

   The Prodigal Son returneth

   Ironically at the same time as the Tesco horse-burger crisis

   x

   Posted 4 months ago #

9. captainhormone
   Moderator

   Pikey McScum said:
   The Prodigal Son returneth

   Ironically at the same time as the Tesco horse-burger crisis

   x

   Says you, who kidnapped Shergar!!

   LKHM
   
   Hoofing

   Posted 4 months ago #

10. Pikey McScum
    Member

    captainhormone said:
    Says you, who kidnapped Shergar!!

    But not for burger making purposes...

    *zip*

    Posted 4 months ago #

11. captainhormone
    Moderator

    *bites lip and groans*

    Posted 4 months ago #

12. brianofnazareth
    Member

    *Locks door*

    The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.....

    Posted 4 months ago #

13. captainhormone
    Moderator

    This could get very messy..and sticky

    OMGLOLOLOLOMG

    Posted 4 months ago #

14. brianofnazareth
    Member

    LOLCOPPER = Genius.

    Posted 4 months ago #

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