its time to make a choice
it starts here
obviously I don't need to nake a choice on account of being knobhead
I HAVE CAPS BACKING, CAP>GILL and spike
LKHF
LKHF
faffing
faffing
LOVE KNOBHEAD HATE FERGIE
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captainhormone
Moderator
IT'S TRUE, LKHF IS THE WAY TO GO....I'M WEARING IT LOUD AND PROUD
ANY FOLLOWERS SHOULD HAVE IT AS THEIR SIGNATURE!!
REASONS FOR LKHF
1.Knobhead tells it like it is....fergie tells it like its fergie
2. Knobhead has more knowledge about football than fergie has knowledge on anal porn
3. Knobhead isnt scared of calling people names, and has no need to back his claims up with explanation as he is just right...everytime...first time!!
4. Knobhead is funnier than fergie
5.Knob head is to rant, want chuck norris is to the world...fuck with knobhead and he'll just ignore the fuck out of you as he thinks you're a cunt anyway
6. Knobhead remembers the good (bad) ole days when we had legends playing for the club....he knows a player and is mostly right about the ones he slags off...which is 90% of our squad
7. He see's no value in the forum or this thread....which means it raises its value
There's loads more....feel free to add....
KNOBHEAD>>>>MUST
LKHF
LKHF
faffingPosted 1 year ago # -
uncleknobheadforfucksake
Member
LKHF has the bollocks that fergie used to have and that utd is about, it also has the rebellious streak of cantona, the ill to win of keane, the genius of best, the sslight homosexuality of becks, the small ginger penis of scholes and the rape allegations of ronaldo
LKHF
Posted 1 year ago # -
uncleknobheadforfucksake
Member I AM WATCHING FERGIES PRESS CONFERENCE, THE FEAR IN HIS EYES IS PALPABLE
HE IS RUFFLED
HE KNOWS THE FIGHT IS ON
WHILE HE WAS PROVING TO BE A SHIT SCOTLAND MANAGER AT MEXICO 86 KNOBHEAD WAS AT OLD TRAFFORD RIDING A CREST OF A WAVE WITH WHITESIDE MCGRATH MOSES MORAN AND ALBISTON, ALL PLAYERS TURFED OUT BY GINSOAK
PAYBACKS A BITCH
Posted 1 year ago # -
Alfonso Bedoya
Moderator
"LKHF"... Alf has spread the word, and the word has spread.
Google "LKHF", and go to page 2.
"Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching' tu madre! Come out from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you."Posted 1 year ago # -
uncleknobheadforfucksake
Member WELL KNOWN MIDDLE AGED EMBARASSMENT TIM WESTwOOD HAS BACKED THE MOVEMENT
he said
'FERGIE, FALL THE FUCK BACK, THIS IS TOO BIG, 2PAC AND LKHF FOR LIFE, AND ALL OTHER GENERIC RAP TYPE PEOPLE WHO ARE BLACK, BACK THIS MOTHERFUCKER'
LKHF HAS THE BACKING OF THE MINORITY COMMUNITIES
Posted 1 year ago # -
captainhormone
Moderator **ALL MEMBERS NEWSFLASH**
DISGRACED MP NEIL HAMILTON HAS BACKED THE LKHF CAMPAIGN
HE HAS PROMISED TO RAISE OUR CONCERNS IN AN EMERGENCY CABINET MEETING WHICH SHOULD SEE AT LEAST 5 STAFF MEMBERS ATTEND EARLY FROM THE SUMMER HOLIDAY, ON THE PREVISION THAT THE LKHF MILITIA WILL START MILITANT ACTIVITY IN THE ARNDALE CENTRE THIS WEEKEND.
ECCLES, HYDE, LONGSIGHT, MOSTON AND URMSTON MEMBERS HAVE PROMISED TO DEFECATE IN HONOUR OF THE MOVEMENT. NEIL HAMILTON HAS BACKED THE CAMPAIGN AND HOPES HIS POPULARITY HIGHLIGHTS THE CAUSE PRIOR TO THE GAME AT FULHAM THIS SATURDAY. HIS WIFE CHRISTINE WAS TOO BUSY TO COMMIT AS SHE WAS PROBABLY SUCKING JOHN TARODE OFF OR SOMETHING.
LKHF
GALWAY, WHICH SIDE OF THE LINE DO YOU STAND? ITEL YOU 2. DONT LET THE IRA INFLUENCE YOUR DECISIONS AS YOU CAN BOTH JOIN 2 MILITIAS
LKHF
Posted 1 year ago # -
captainhormone
Moderator ****ALL MEMBERS NEWSFLASH****
LEADING LKHF ACTIVIST AND LEADER UNCLEKNOBHEADFORFUCKSSAKE HAS JUST ANNOUNCED HE HAS A MANIFESTO
MORE TO FOLLOW AS SOON AS WE GET NEWS OF SAID MANIFESTO, WE WILL PUBLISH IT HERE FIRST ON UNITEDRANT (SOON TO BE LKHFUNITEDRANT.CO.UK)
LKHF
Posted 1 year ago #
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