United Rant

1. Spike
   Member

   ffs Knobhead is a wet limp dick who couldn't manage a girl guides day out
   Love Fergie Hate Knobby.

   BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It.
   
   MUFC: THE RELIGION

   Posted 1 year ago #

2. uncleknobheadforfucksake
   Member

   DO IT SPIKE

   LKHF
   
   faffing

   Posted 1 year ago #

3. Spike
   Member

   Not yet

   Posted 1 year ago #

4. captainhormone
   Moderator

   **NEWSFLASH**

   LKHF ANNOUNCE EXCLUSIVITY ON ALFONSO BEDOYA'S COCK

   UNCLEKNOBHEADFFS, HAS INFORMED RANTERS IN AN OPEN AND HONEST DISCUSSION THAT THE RIGHTS TO ALFS COCK BELONGS EXCLUSIVELY TO LKHF.

   http://www.unitedrant.co.uk/forum/topic/rape-is-impossible-within-marriage/page/2

   IN A FRANK ASSESSMENT OF ALF'S COCK, CAPTAINHORMONE CAN CONFIRM ITS THE BIGGEST HE HAS EVER SEEN ON A MAN....ALBEIT THE CHEESIEST AND MOST PISS/SHIT STAINED

   MORE TO FOLLOW WHEN SPIKE THE PSEUDO GERMAN FFS CUNTBECK TWAT COMES IN AND RUINS THIS POST WITH HIS ALDI-ESQUE NO VALUE ENIGMAESQUE CUNT SHITE TWAT BOLLOCKS

   LKHF
   
   faffing

   Posted 1 year ago #

5. Spike
   Member

   captainhormone said:
   **NEWSFLASH**

   MORE TO FOLLOW WHEN SPIKE THE PSEUDO GERMAN FFS CUNTBECK TWAT COMES IN AND RUINS THIS POST WITH HIS ALDI-ESQUE NO VALUE ENIGMAESQUE CUNT SHITE TWAT BOLLOCKS

   Edit: Your Banned....ahhhhh the power is with me again.

   Posted 1 year ago #

6. uncleknobheadforfucksake
   Member

   lkhf

   Posted 1 year ago #

7. Spike
   Member

   The LKHF movement is dead .

   Posted 1 year ago #

8. uncleknobheadforfucksake
   Member

   the fact this is post 100 suggests otherwise cockface

   Posted 1 year ago #

9. Spike
   Member

   Cockface?
   says the user Knobhead.... oh the irony

   Posted 1 year ago #

10. uncleknobheadforfucksake
    Member

    101

    102 now

    Posted 1 year ago #

11. brianofnazareth
    Member

    I fully support LKHF... an so does my wife.

    The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.....

    Posted 1 year ago #

12. Spike
    Member

    ffs. she suppports you

    Posted 1 year ago #

13. Spike
    Member

    Is the LKHF Revolution dead?
    Are Knobby and Cap the same person.
    Is the Ed behind all this?
    Does Bri grunt in his sleep?

    Posted 1 year ago #

14. captainhormone
    Moderator

    Spike said:
    Is the LKHF Revolution dead?
    Are Knobby and Cap the same person.
    Is the Ed behind all this?
    Does Bri grunt in his sleep?

    as LKHF we are all one, but separately we are separate.

    unlike you and your penchant for gay german lederhosen wearing, sausage munching rent boys

    Posted 1 year ago #

15. Spike
    Member

    Says the wheelchair stalker from Stoke

    Posted 1 year ago #

16. captainhormone
    Moderator

    LKHF

    KNOBCAP

    PINCHBECKBERBATOVOUTFFS

    Posted 7 months ago #

17. uncleknobheadforfucksake
    Member

    LKHFAFFINGPINCHBECKONELOVETAGGARTOUTNOBOLLOCKLESSSPURSSOFTSHITESALLOWEDROONEYANDJONESYEAHKNOBCAPLIVESONWILLSANDKATEFOREVERFFS

    Posted 7 months ago #

18. han
    Member

    UNCLEKNOBSUCKINGCOCKTWIDDLINGARSEFINGERINGGRANDADFUCKINGCAPTAINCOCKPULLING
    ARSENEWENGERBENDERINGNEPHEWRIMMINGKNOBHEADSHITFORBRAINSBANANAANALINSERTER......

    LFHK
    ALWAYS HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL

    PS - BERBS FOR PRESIDENT

    Posted 7 months ago #

19. uncleknobheadforfucksake
    Member

    ...

    Posted 3 months ago #

20. uncleknobheadforfucksake
    Member

    knobcap and associates

    Posted 3 months ago #

21. captainhormone
    Moderator

    Uncleknobheadffs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Steve Jobs

    "If you liked it, then you should have put a knobcap on it"

    Beyonce Knowles

    Posted 3 months ago #

22. han
    Member

    uncleknobheadforfucksake said:
    knobcap and associates

    did u use deed poll to change ur name?

    Posted 3 months ago #

23. uncleknobheadforfucksake
    Member

    knobcap and associates guaran damn tees that morrison will not leave

    Posted 3 months ago #

24. uncleknobheadforfucksake
    Member

    and for those claiming we guaranteed the signing of rodwell and ronaldo, we never claimed we would definitely sign said players, this was merely a target, and it certainly wouldn't happen under a taggart administration

    Posted 3 months ago #

25. captainhormone
    Moderator

    We would get Benzema though.....

    Posted 3 months ago #

26. danniitronix
    Member

    captainhormone said:
    Uncleknobheadffs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Steve Jobs

    "If you liked it, then you should have put a knobcap on it"

    Beyonce Knowles

    ipad > de vinci

    Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people’s thinking.
    Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice - Steven Jobs

    Posted 3 months ago #

27. captainhormone
    Moderator

    agreed

    Posted 3 months ago #

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