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Started 3 months ago by sidney
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sidney
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It's so horrifyingly shit that I didn't believe it at first, but more and more pictures are emerging of the same horrific design

https://p.twimg.com/AkckFztCIAAx2uO.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UsvGE.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/sbZlN.jpg

It's tartan to celebrate Fergie, apparently. I see people flocking to LKHF in protest

Posted 3 months ago #
sheesh
Member

We haven't had a decent kit since 92-93 season. Saying that, I have that grey one which the club ditched in double quick time.

They seem to be getting shitter and shitter as each season passes. Which tosser thought putting chevrons on the shirt was a good idea?

We need Trinny and Tranny on the case.

Posted 3 months ago #
Alfonso Bedoya
Moderator

Look like fuckin pyjamas.

"Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching' tu madre! Come out from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you."

Posted 3 months ago #
han
Member

now that is one shite kit
on a par with the coventry brown shit a couple of decades ago

Posted 3 months ago #
uncleknobheadforfucksake
Member

you benders will still buy it though

cause you enjoy wearing football kits on a day to day basis despite being grown adults

LKHF

faffing

Posted 3 months ago #
madredmonkey
Member

han said:
now that is one shite kit
on a par with the coventry brown shit a couple of decades ago

Still have nightmares about that kit.

MANCHESTER IS MY HEAVEN- SIR MATT BUSBY

Posted 3 months ago #
madredmonkey
Member

uncleknobheadforfucksake said:
you benders will still buy it though

cause you enjoy wearing football kits on a day to day basis despite being grown adults

you sound like victor meldrew.

Posted 3 months ago #
Alfonso Bedoya
Moderator

uncleknobheadforfucksake said:
you benders will still buy it though

cause you enjoy wearing football kits on a day to day basis despite being grown adults

Speak for yourself fat man.

Posted 3 months ago #
Ed
Moderator

These were going around a year ago

Editor & Moderator at http://www.unitedrant.co.uk

Posted 3 months ago #
captainhormone
Moderator

Alfonso Bedoya said:
Look like fuckin pyjamas.

YOU'LL GET GOOD USE OUT OF THEM THEN.

LKHF

faffing

Posted 3 months ago #
Alfonso Bedoya
Moderator

STOP SHOUTING AT ME!

I'm having a hard day.

"sob"...

Posted 3 months ago #
captainhormone
Moderator

Alfonso Bedoya said:
STOP SHOUTING AT ME!

I'm having a hard day.

"sob"...

I know the feeling bruv....i know the feeling.

Posted 3 months ago #
uncleknobheadforfucksake
Member

everyday is tough when you're morbidly obese, don't see why this day is anymore difficult for alf

Posted 3 months ago #
Alfonso Bedoya
Moderator

Yeah, you know all about being morbidly obese, eh Knobby... ?

Posted 3 months ago #
Brown man
Member

If they'd had those shirts in Stuart Pearson's day he'd have looked like a Bay City Roller ! City wear red and black 2nd shirts, Utd wear red, no checks, chevrons, stripes down the back etc.
Best kit in recent times was the '10/11 with the white collar and stripe down the sleeve.

Posted 3 months ago #
sidney
Member

Telling you, this is next season's kit

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/421018_299716460083495_138589062862903_747637_43120204_n.jpg

Posted 3 months ago #
sidney
Member

I told you it was next season's kit

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/546231_10150816573507746_7724542745_9953334_2035651679_n.jpg

I might take a year off from football... travel a bit... and come back when we don't look like absolute cunts

Posted 1 week ago #
marlon
Member

at least they toned it down a bit from the earlier pics you posted. might just look red from a distance. not really tartan anymore though and isn't a stand enough (and way better) than this kit for Fergie?

Posted 1 week ago #
Tommy
Member

"The United Gingham Collection 2012". Sweet Christ.

Still gonna assume its a rumour though

we are man united, we do what we want

Posted 1 week ago #
sidney
Member

Han, that picture is photoshopped... It looks almost palatable. But imagine it on a sunny day at Old Trafford, or on some fat ugly bastard United fan... we're going to look like bellends.

Tommy, the picture is from the official Man United Facebook, along with a few cringeworthy pictures of working class Manchester from back int'day that are designed to somehow explain the shirts existence.

Posted 1 week ago #
Ben Hulston
Member

What a pile of horrifying monkey spunk that is

Posted 1 week ago #
madredmonkey
Member

whats the release date.

Posted 1 week ago #
Tommy
Member

Yeh, I just saw it on the Facebook this morning... Maybe it'll look better in the flesh?

Or maybe it's time to buy the away kit this season

Posted 1 week ago #
Spudiator
Member

That is just embarrassingly bad. I really am starting to wish we'd ditch Nike, they've done some good kits for us, but this is just fucking awful! Dread to imagine what's coming with the new away kit.

United Rant's original returning eternal optimist!

Posted 1 week ago #
danniitronix
Member

FUCK THE CUNT OFF WITH THIS RUPERT THE BEAR BOLLOCKS.

Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people’s thinking.
Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice - Steven Jobs

Posted 1 week ago #
Just1n
Member

Looks shit. I don't buy the kit anyway. Saving the cash for my Bri replica fleshlight.

Posted 1 week ago #
Bill
Member

That design is utter rubbish, I've not bought a shirt for a while and no need to buy this one either. Everything is going to hell!

Posted 1 week ago #
19 and Counting
Member

Worst kit I've seen in 20 years. Perhaps the shirt is a sign of things to come next season.

Posted 1 week ago #
Spudiator
Member

I never buy kits any more anyway, haven't for a few years now since they started releasing new home kits every season, which is a fucking piss-take, but I wouldn't buy this one even if it was on a two-year cycle.

Posted 1 week ago #
sidney
Member

Lots more photos now, and a blurb that attempts to explain why gingham is a good idea on the biggest most popular selling football shirt

http://www.footballshirtculture.com/12/13-kits/manchester-united-2012-2013-home-football-shirt.html

I like the thought behind it... connecting to Manchester's past, the cotton mills that produced gingham etc. but it could have been done in a more subtle way, more modern way.

http://www.soccerbible.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Blogs.Components.WeblogFiles/football-shirts.2012.May.MUFC+Home+1213/ManUtd_5F00_Hm1213_5F00_Shirt.jpg

http://www.soccerbible.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Blogs.Components.WeblogFiles/football-shirts.2012.May.MUFC+Home+1213/ManUtd_5F00_Hm1213_5F00_Rio.jpg

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