Rant might ordinarily throw its hat into the ring for the big job after Fabio Capello’s jump-before-you’re-pushed resignation today. After all, here at Rant towers we’ve lost count of the medals won, the glory soaked up, the years on the managerial treadmill – there really is no better grounding for the real thing than Football Manager. But, alas we cannot this time.
You see, there is only one man who can look at this particular poisoned chalice, and squarely face it down. Only one man for whom controversy could never rear its ugly head. Even if he tried. Really hard. One man whom the Football Association could guarantee to tow the party line. No matter how absurd the line may me.
Is he English? Check! Does he have significant European and international experience at the very top? Check! Does he wear riddiculously tight shorts? Check! Even in winter? Check!
Ladies and gentlemen, we give you, the next England manager. Old tight shorts himself, the one, the only, Michael Christopher “Mike” Phelan…
The next England manager
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madredmonkey
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This guy want to have a go.
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MANCHESTER IS MY HEAVEN- SIR MATT BUSBYPosted 1 year ago # -
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Alfonso Bedoya
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I'd like to see Hoddle get another crack at it, but the media wouldn't give him a moments peace.
"Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching' tu madre! Come out from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you."Posted 1 year ago # -
brianofnazareth
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Ladies and Gentleman....
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sidney
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Yeah, an abbreviated name is important because it makes them appear more personable than they actually are
Can't have hodgeson though, because not being able to pronounce the letter R suggests a weak personality. Obviously that's bollocks, but we're muppets, and we focus on ridiculous insignificant detail so that we can ignore the stuff that actually matters, like the football
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Alfonso Bedoya said:
I'd like to see Hoddle get another crack at it, but the media wouldn't give him a moments peace.that's a good shout. he may be insane but at least he won't play the hoof it up the pitch football and actually pick people who can actually play rather than those with a passion, a lion's heart, wear their heart on their sleave, Sat night with four pints and curry, ordering crystaal at China Whites, and having spray TOWIE tan tarts
gggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr PASHUN
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Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice - Steven JobsPosted 1 year ago #
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