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Caption competition: Becks and Giggs

May 24, 2011 Tags: , Just for fun 54 comments

Two legends, together again at Old Trafford tonight but what did they have to say?

The winner – chosen by our expert panel of judges – receives a copy of “Bobby Charlton: The Manchester United Years” RRP £20.

Closing date: 6pm Friday 27 May.

Bobby Charlton

54 comments

RedDead - May 24, 2011 Reply

“In the Loos?”

“No, she was called Imogen”

StratfordEnders - May 24, 2011 Reply

Beckham “What have you been tearing apart since 1991”

Giggs “Imogen Thomas and Super injunctions lad!”

Ed - May 24, 2011 Reply

For those on the forum…

Annie - May 24, 2011 Reply

‘Reds then, Reds now.’

Alex Pearson - May 24, 2011 Reply

Giggs: I hope we don’t Loos this.
Beckham: Me too, Imogen that!

Anum - May 24, 2011 Reply

‘Where no are words needed…our feet understand each other.’

Bill - May 24, 2011 Reply

Pearson wins.

Alfonso Bedoya - May 24, 2011 Reply

Giggs… “and on top of that, she had the cheek to try and bleed me for £100K”…

Beckham… “don’t worry Mate, take it from me, Qualada will sort you out in no time”…

uncleknobheadforfucksake - May 24, 2011 Reply

cunts

herbie simms - May 25, 2011 Reply

BREAKING NEWS!!! SAF has confirmed that we have signed De Gea. I don’t have to give you the link because its all over the news everywhere. I picked it up from BBC sports. They say a deal of 16 million was agreed on which as I told you, I already knew about, but De Gea seemed unsure whether to go or stay. Check it out for yourself. Don’t want you to say I’m spreading a lot of rumours.

Ed - May 25, 2011 Reply

Herbie – I’d love to praise your “I told you first,” but actually I think I did, about 6 months ago on the pod 🙂

mongoletsi - May 25, 2011 Reply

Fuck off Herbie.

That will be all.

Robbo - May 25, 2011 Reply

Herbie fuck off and stop spamming threads read the reports they say close to signing.

Becks “Ryan whats your favourite dish ?”

Giggs “Welsh rare bit”

sukhy5 - May 25, 2011 Reply

It’s close between RedDread and Pearson.

Spike - May 25, 2011 Reply

deleted Herbies “I told you first” shite

Calvino - May 25, 2011 Reply

Seriously, now am getting very hot under the collar: Spike, Alf, Robbo are all MODs! How on earth did that pass me by?

Ed, while you are sorting out my MOD controls can you please find Dannitronix. Or you other MODs if the Ed is too busy.

*can’t wait for those who are going to throw brickbats at me*

Ed - May 26, 2011 Reply

Sorry Cal – what are you asking me exactly?

Calvino - May 25, 2011 Reply

By the way, I bought that Sir Bobby’s book the very same week it came out so that’s why I have not participated. For those who have been wondering why am not involved in this. That is.

ichiro - May 25, 2011 Reply

So I hear you dont like to Twitter?

No but I want to twat her

mongoletsi - May 25, 2011 Reply

Becks: “I heard that you’ve signed De Gea”
Giggs: “Yeah, Herbie Simms told us this morning”

sidney - May 25, 2011 Reply

Calvino said:
By the way, I bought that Sir Bobby’s book the very same week it came out so that’s why I have not participated. For those who have been wondering why am not involved in this. That is.

I was gonna PM you about this. Thanks for clearing it up

FFS

Ben Hulston - May 25, 2011 Reply

Giggs – I’ve been Super-bad
Beckham – Can’t Imogen why

herbie simms - May 25, 2011 Reply

As the Bible says: Thou shalt not lie down with the
asses and topless Big Brother stunnas called Imogen Thomas
out of wedlock and hide your sins beneath a shirt in a shiny
suit lest the world be consumed by a fiery ball of death or
thou be found out.
Amen.

mongoletsi - May 26, 2011 Reply

Best thing you ever posted :o)

ltel - May 25, 2011 Reply

becks..you were well caught giggsy
giggs… fuck up!

vlad - May 25, 2011 Reply

– i’ve been to the Royal Wedding.
– i’ll still be knighted no matter what they twit.

sheesh - May 25, 2011 Reply

Ed’s “for those on the forum” post is (unintentionally?) the clear winner.

The rest of the entries are bollocks.

Alfonso Bedoya - May 25, 2011 Reply

I thought mine was pretty good… you don’t know what qualada is, do you?

Ask Han or Madred… they’ve been going though the shit like crazy.

Onside - May 25, 2011 Reply

Just stick to this alibi, Giggsy. Brooklyn, Romeo and Luz should be done vandalizing those hacks right about now!

chocolatteballs - May 26, 2011 Reply

Beckham impersonater :
“Cant believe were getting away with this”

Giggs impersonater:
“Carefull, Gary’s looking at us funny”

ltel - May 26, 2011 Reply

giggs.. my wifes taking half of everything mate
becks.. does that mean she has 6 more league titles than gerrard now?

NameOnTheTrophy - May 26, 2011 Reply

Becks – Lets get em big brother!

ltel - May 26, 2011 Reply

it does not matter one jot what he is asking

Alfonso Bedoya - May 26, 2011 Reply

Yes it does… he was saying mine was the best.

ltel - May 26, 2011 Reply

mine is.. easy

Alfonso Bedoya - May 26, 2011 Reply

Yes… yours was “easy”… but they don’t give prizes for… “easy”.

reddread - May 26, 2011 Reply

Giggs – “Just like fucking Saigon, eh, Slick?”
Becks – “I was in junior high, dickhead!”

It’s a Die Hard reference. You know, the FBI guys reminiscing about the old days. I’ll get my coat, you cunts…

Alfonso Bedoya - May 27, 2011 Reply

If you have to explain it… it’s either rubbish… or it was good, but now you’ve fucked it all up… don’t you know anything?

Where’s your “bashing himself to death on the keyboard” thingy?

reddread - May 27, 2011 Reply

No, Alf, I just knew I’d need to explain it to some of the dozy cunts on here

Avatar won’t work on this site. I was quite annoyed, so left it black.

Calvino - May 27, 2011 Reply

Ed said:
Sorry Cal – what are you asking me exactly?

Where is Dannitronix and my MOD controls?

Ed - May 27, 2011 Reply

Cal – use wisely!

ltel - May 27, 2011 Reply

ffs who is giving a child the machine gun

reddread - May 27, 2011 Reply

Cal a mod? Jesus wept. I can see posts disappearing willy nilly if he disagrees with the sentiment!

Ed - June 2, 2011 Reply

OK I think all the Giggs/Imogen jokes were a bit passé…

So I’m going with chocolate ball’s

Beckham impersonater :
“Cant believe were getting away with this”

Giggs impersonater:
“Carefull, Gary’s looking at us funny” chocolatteballs

Alfonso Bedoya - June 2, 2011 Reply

Ed - June 2, 2011 Reply

Charming!

chocolatteballs - June 3, 2011 Reply

Yeeay. I win something!
Well….Twas the best…..easy decision in the end.
By the way i was on the old forum years ago . Username was ‘mike’ something.
Didn’t post much but i remember names Spud , Spike, C. Hormone and their were names like moxdevil , whithead, Sparky , don’t recognise anyone else here . Great days.
From the Emerald Isle , went to Oz , when i came back the forum was gone!
Anyone remember a prat called Noncakall? Lol

The real troubles in life are apt to the things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle tuesday.

captainhormone - June 3, 2011 Reply

nonsikal was a smooth riding debonair brother who made usher look like tom waits

smooth as silk and blacker than ebony……..

i for one loved him…..loved him!!!

reddread - June 3, 2011 Reply

captainhormone said:
nonsikal was a smooth riding debonair brother who made usher look like tom waits

smooth as silk and blacker than ebony……..

i for one loved him…..loved him!!!

He made Usher look good?

captainhormone - June 3, 2011 Reply

no…tom waits is good compared to usher

ffs……..

Alfonso Bedoya - June 3, 2011 Reply

Nancy and I were good Mates.

chocolatteballs - June 3, 2011 Reply

captainhormone said:
nonsikal was a smooth riding debonair brother who made usher look like tom waits

smooth as silk and blacker than ebony……..

i for one loved him…..loved him!!!

ha ha.

Yea i suppose he was ok in general. Was obvious he was more into Mikel than Utd though. Big man crush goin on there.

Alfonso Bedoya - June 6, 2011 Reply

“I love ya Giggsy, we go way back… but if you come anywhere near Victoria… I will fuck you up.”

“Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don’t need badges. I don’t have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching’ tu madre! Come out from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you.”

captainhormone - June 6, 2011 Reply

“now Ryan…this 4th kid of mine……..”

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