Rio, you complete tool



United Rant takes pride in the depth of thought and analysis that goes into our editorial. But sometimes the hideous site of a Premiership footballer in hot pants and a crop top drags us into the gutter of lowest common denominator tabloid journalism. We’re not proud but, Rio, you Wobbly Gobbed Tosser, you made us do it. What the f…

Rio Ferdinand in Hot Pants 1

Rio Ferdinand in Hot Pants 2

Rio Ferdinand in Hot Pants 3

All courtesy of The Daily Mail.

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