Rio, you complete tool
By Ed. Tue, Jun 16, 2009
United Rant takes pride in the depth of thought and analysis that goes into our editorial. But sometimes the hideous site of a Premiership footballer in hot pants and a crop top drags us into the gutter of lowest common denominator tabloid journalism. We’re not proud but, Rio, you Wobbly Gobbed Tosser, you made us do it. What the f…
All courtesy of The Daily Mail.
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Tags: Hot Pants, Rio Ferdinand
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[...] The defender, who spends more time in the treatment room than playing for Manchester United, enjoys dressing in hot pants, ‘merking’ teamates and editing magazines. Now Peckham-born Ferdinand fancies himself a [...]