Rio, you complete tool

United Rant takes pride in the depth of thought and analysis that goes into our editorial. But sometimes the hideous site of a Premiership footballer in hot pants and a crop top drags us into the gutter of lowest common denominator tabloid journalism. We’re not proud but, Rio, you Wobbly Gobbed Tosser, you made us do it. What the f…

Rio Ferdinand in Hot Pants 1

Rio Ferdinand in Hot Pants 2

Rio Ferdinand in Hot Pants 3

All courtesy of The Daily Mail.

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  1. anonpayn says:

    Why does this not have more comments? Rio looks class.


  1. [...] The defender, who spends more time in the treatment room than playing for Manchester United, enjoys dressing in hot pants, ‘merking’ teamates and editing magazines. Now Peckham-born Ferdinand fancies himself a [...]

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