United unveils new star striker

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Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson attempts strike the ball through a target 51 feet away during a United for UNICEF charity event in New York yesterday. The manager missed, as did Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes, Darren Fletcher and Edwin van der Sar. Luxury watchmaker Hublot had promised $1 million for UNICEF had any of the players been successful.

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  1. timbo says

    Geez, are you that desperate to draw people to your site – obviously you were working on the basis that most people would click on the headline thinking they were about to see Hernandez or some unheralded signing.

    • says

      @timbo – See the headline? Now look just a little bit below, to the right? Now see the bit that says “just for fun”? Now, please get a sense of humour!

  2. Dave says

    He was a very good striker in his youth but I guess it’s been a long time since he struck a ball in anger. Well, apart from hitting Beckham above the eye that is, now THAT was a decent strike!

  3. RedScot says

    Zi is spot on regards Goal stats and appearances.Mind most of his goals were scored at Dunfermline.
    After his “Record ” all time transfer fee to the Gers.Where he was showing the exit door! Sound familiar? lol
    I just want to see the day rather than him pissing about in his non ironed bri nylon shirt.That rather than kicking the Footie,Sir Alex is kicking Malcom, Joel and the other useless tossers out of Old Trafford. One can dream right!

  4. Alfonso BedoyaAlfonso Bedoya says

    Who the fuck is “alfyb”?

    There’s only room for one “alf” here.

    Don’t make me get the Winchester out Mate.

  5. sheesh says

    Alfonso Bedoya said:
    Who the fuck is “alfyb”?

    There’s only room for one “alf” here.

    Don’t make me get the Winchester out Mate.

    Give me the word and I’ll take the impostor

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