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United unveils new star striker

Ed July 23, 2010 Tags: , Just for fun 15 comments

Photo: TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson attempts strike the ball through a target 51 feet away during a United for UNICEF charity event in New York yesterday. The manager missed, as did Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes, Darren Fletcher and Edwin van der Sar. Luxury watchmaker Hublot had promised $1 million for UNICEF had any of the players been successful.

15 comments

lloydshep - July 23, 2010 Reply

He’s left-footed? Did not know that.

sprite - July 23, 2010 Reply

he strikes it like beckham

Robbo - July 23, 2010 Reply

And there was me thinking that it was something to do with Javier Hernandez.

timbo - July 23, 2010 Reply

Geez, are you that desperate to draw people to your site – obviously you were working on the basis that most people would click on the headline thinking they were about to see Hernandez or some unheralded signing.

Ed - July 23, 2010 Reply

@timbo – See the headline? Now look just a little bit below, to the right? Now see the bit that says “just for fun”? Now, please get a sense of humour!

Steve - July 23, 2010 Reply

It was funny how bad the kick was too 😉

Dave - July 23, 2010 Reply

He was a very good striker in his youth but I guess it’s been a long time since he struck a ball in anger. Well, apart from hitting Beckham above the eye that is, now THAT was a decent strike!

el mouss - July 23, 2010 Reply

everything from that man is nice and well done

Zi Indefatigable - July 23, 2010 Reply

Appearances: 317

Goals: (170)

Now everyone shut up.

lol

Zi Indefatigable - July 23, 2010 Reply

FOOTAGE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJYG0pPLBXI

Robbo - July 23, 2010 Reply

Unregistered User said:
FOOTAGE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJYG0pPLBXI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn3oND7vWD0

Nice find there

RedScot - July 24, 2010 Reply

Zi is spot on regards Goal stats and appearances.Mind most of his goals were scored at Dunfermline.
After his “Record ” all time transfer fee to the Gers.Where he was showing the exit door! Sound familiar? lol
I just want to see the day rather than him pissing about in his non ironed bri nylon shirt.That rather than kicking the Footie,Sir Alex is kicking Malcom, Joel and the other useless tossers out of Old Trafford. One can dream right!

alfyb - July 25, 2010 Reply

The United crest on this site is good as well. Take the devil sign away.

Alfonso Bedoya - July 25, 2010 Reply

Who the fuck is “alfyb”?

There’s only room for one “alf” here.

Don’t make me get the Winchester out Mate.

sheesh - July 25, 2010 Reply

Alfonso Bedoya said:
Who the fuck is “alfyb”?

There’s only room for one “alf” here.

Don’t make me get the Winchester out Mate.

Give me the word and I’ll take the impostor

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