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Preview: United v West Ham

January 15, 2013 Tags: , Matches 147 comments

The Magic of the Cup™ – reloaded. Uniteds of Manchester and visitors West Ham replay in the third round at Old Trafford on Wednesday ten days after a vibrant 2-2 draw in East London. The carrot: a home tie with Fulham on 26 January – and another step towards a Wembley date in May.

Still, with United having laboured for much of the previous match at Upton Park, Sam Allardyce’s men head north with some confidence. After all, the Reds continue to struggle with the defensive side of the game this season, while Sir Alex Ferguson’s side spent much of the second half of Sunday’s clash with Liverpool on the back foot.

The Premier League stands to one side on Wednesday, however, with Sir Alex’ men seeking a 12th FA Cup victory next May. Indeed, the passion with which the Scot celebrated United’s last-minute equaliser in the East End provides ample evidence for Ferguson’s desire to end a nine-year barren run in the Cup.

Good news, then, that Ferguson’s side is likely to be strong for the replay, with Wayne Rooney and Nani set to return for the 125th meeting between the two sides. Rooney hasn’t featured since United’s draw with Swansea City last month, while the Portuguese winger Nani has been out since October.

“Both will play, both are fit,” confirmed Ferguson on Tuesday, who is likely to deploy a many of his senior men at Old Trafford.

“Wayne coming back is good news. He’s been training for a week and looking good. As for Nani, he came back from his spell abroad  and is really looking very good. So I’m fine and will play a strong team.

“Of course, we’ve got a big squad but it’s also an important tie tomorrow for the club. We want to try and have a go at this FA Cup. We haven’t had a run for a long time. We’re at home and we have got to take advantage of that. If we get through, we have got another home tie so there’s a big incentive for the club to make sure we get through.”

Manchester United v West Ham United - FA Cup, Old Trafford - Wednesday 16 December 8.05pmMeanwhile, Ferguson is unlikely to risk either central defensive duo Nemanja Vidić or Jonny Evans – not with United set to face Tottenham Hotspur in London at the weekend in what could be a pivotal clash.

Nor will winger Ashley Young feature after the former Aston Villa winger picked up a knock during the weekend’s victory over Liverpool. Still, with Anderson, Shinji Kagawa and Javier Hernández all in the need of minutes United will not be short of firepower – on the pitch, or bench.

Yet, whatever his offensive options Ferguson will be looking for a far better defensive performance at Old Trafford, with his side having secured just six clean sheets all season.

Goalkeeper David de Gea and likely central defenders Rio Ferdinand and Chris Smalling will have to deal with the visitors’ crossing far better than at Upton Park when the Reds conceded twice from Joe Cole deliveries.

“We conceded two goals from headers in the first game and it’s a type of play that you come across in this league quite a bit,” said Spanish youngster de Gea.

“But we have players at the back who are perfectly capable of dealing with the threat of big powerful strikers who like the ball in the air. We have enough nous to cope with that. It’s something we work on and try to come up with solutions in training.”

Meanwhile, West Ham travel north without key defensive trio James Collins, George McCartney and Joey O’Brien, leaving the Hammers manager with just three fully fit senior defenders. Guy Demel, James Tomkins and Winston Reid will start, while Allardyce could also deploy youngsters Jordan Spence and Danny Potts.

Moreover, the Hammers boss may be tempted to rest key players, with his side facing a crucial relegation fixtures against Queens Park Rangers at the weekend.

Still, Allardyce may still be temped to deploy Joe Cole after the midfielder laid on a brace of goals in the first fixture. Cole also featured in West Ham’s last FA cup victory over United – the 1-0 win at Old Trafford more than a decade ago.

It is also a special occasion for defender Ferdinand, who relishes another tie with West Ham – one which recalls his time in the Londoners’ academy alongside Michael Carrick, Frank Lampard and Cole. Ferdinand is yet to win the FA Cup with any of his clubs.

“The era we had there will be part of West Ham’s history forever now, with so many players who went on to play for England and win league titles with other clubs,” said Ferdinand.

“It is unfortunate for West Ham those players did not stay there and their presence get built upon. That is all history now I suppose. But Joe Cole has gone there to rewrite a bit of his own history in the coming months. It would be good to see him do something positive, but not this week. We want to get through this round.”

And should United emerge victorious another alumni – this time from United – will return to Old Trafford: Dimitar Berbatov.

Match Details
Manchester United v West Ham United – FA Cup, Old Trafford – Wednesday 16 January 8.05pm

Possible teams
United (4-4-2): De Gea; Jones, Ferdinand, Smalling, Büttner; Valencia, Carrick, Anderson, Nani; Rooney, Hernández. Subs from: Amos, Rafael, Evans, Evra, Cleverley, Kagawa, van Persie, Scholes, Fletcher, Welbeck, Powell, Macheda, Giggs, Hernández.

West Ham (4-5-1): Jaaskelainen; Demel, Tomkins, Reid, Potts; Noble, Diarra; J Cole, Nolan, Taylor; C Cole. Subs from: Henderson, Nolan, Jarvis, Maïga, Vaz Tê, Diamé, Maguire, Spence, Chamakh, Tombides, Driver, Paulista.

Officials
Referee: Philip Dowd
Assistant Referees: Simon Long & Gary Beswick
Fourth: Official Lee Probert

Form
United: DWWWDW
West Ham: DLLWDL

Head to Head
Last 10: United 8, West Ham 1, Draw 1
Overall: United 57, West Ham 42, Draw 25

Prediction
3-0

147 comments

marlon - January 16, 2013 Reply

What’s happened to Fletcher? Injured, playing for the reserves. Hard to see him having any kind of future at United if he can’t even get minutes at one of the busiest periods of the season when we had injuries in his position.

Mongoletsi - January 16, 2013 Reply

I’m guessing his road to recovery is longer than expected. He missed a lot of game time innit. Fitness won’t be what it was, esp given the nature of his illness.

Fingers crossed for the lad…

Violent Banana - January 16, 2013 Reply

Can’t help but feel Nani’s trip abroad was similar to Rooney’s stint in the US. Hopefully he’s sorted himself out, he’s a match winner when he wants to be.

uncleknobheadffs - January 16, 2013 Reply

valencia and nani will probaby both play,

play valencia out of position at fullback so nani can play in his best position

Anantax - January 16, 2013 Reply

I really do hope Nani proves me and his other doubters wrong…

Alfonso Bedoya - January 16, 2013 Reply

There are no “doubters” of Nani… we all “know”, he’s got serious talent.

… and we also “know”, that he’s a fuckin idiot.

sheesh - January 16, 2013 Reply

What a ball ache.

Cheers Valencia for that skied effort at Upton Park. Prick.

madredmonkey - January 16, 2013 Reply

Rooney and Nani start.

marlon - January 16, 2013 Reply

Lind
Raf Small Jones Butt
Val Ando Giggs Nani
Roo Chich

marlon - January 16, 2013 Reply

Bench: amos rio carrick scholes kag welbeck rvp

sidney - January 16, 2013 Reply

Strong bench
We actually want to win
I hope Nani turns up

uncleknobheadffs - January 16, 2013 Reply

nani on the left

uncleknobheadffs - January 16, 2013 Reply

has taggart given up on his bastard son

sidney - January 16, 2013 Reply

What the fuck is this, Coronation Street

Oh ffs ITV

sidney - January 16, 2013 Reply

Kick off is at 5 past 8 ffs
Turned on ITV and got a face full of Gail Platt, no warning, nothing

uncleknobheadffs - January 16, 2013 Reply

i will watch this in the gym

han - January 16, 2013 Reply

uncleknobheadffs said:
i will watch this in the gym

aye
go pump up your biceps for your boyfriends
10 changes doesn’t bode well and it’s freezing too
an early goal or 3 would be nice to settle any nerves

han - January 16, 2013 Reply

tv decides to go awol ffs
now have to listen to the game on radio 5
any chance of an invite over to yours unc?

han - January 16, 2013 Reply

actually i’ve worked out i can watch it on itv.com
no worries unc
save it for next time
until then…xxx

Alfonso Bedoya - January 16, 2013 Reply

sidney said:
Kick off is at 5 past 8 ffs
Turned on ITV and got a face full of Gail Platt, no warning, nothing

“Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don’t need badges. I don’t have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching’ tu madre! Come out from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you.”

Alfonso Bedoya - January 16, 2013 Reply

uncleknobheadffs said:
i will watch this in the gym

Janitor duty again?

marlon - January 16, 2013 Reply

Anderson amazing pass

Alfonso Bedoya - January 16, 2013 Reply

Quality.

Anantax - January 16, 2013 Reply

What a pass Ando…Great cross by Hernandez too..

Spudiator - January 16, 2013 Reply

All too many reminders why I hate watching games on ITV. I used to like Adrian Childs when he was presenting The Apprentice: You’re Fired, but since he left the BBC there’s just something about him that really irritates me. Also, 2 minutes into their coverage and they’re already on a commercial break. Even Sky don’t take the piss to that extent.

madredmonkey - January 16, 2013 Reply

Good start.

sidney - January 16, 2013 Reply

Anderson is quick to move forward from a flat, standing position

That’s what starts that move, the way he moves around his marker

brianofnazareth - January 16, 2013 Reply

When Ando wants to turn it on he can!

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

Well..it’s officially true

We have less ideas than a stillborn spastic

Embarrassment…no value in our midfield

brianofnazareth - January 16, 2013 Reply

I fucking jinxed Ando!! He needs a run in the team, that’s all.

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

There’s no value in jinxing a non existent midfield Brian.

brianofnazareth - January 16, 2013 Reply

I’m STILL standing by my Nani and Ando hopes! You keep your Ashley Young one!

han - January 16, 2013 Reply

captainhormone said:
There’s no value in jinxing a non existent midfield Brian.

hey cap’n
nice to see you are still breathing
xxx

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

No, I’m big enough (fuck off alf) and daft enough to admit young is the footballing equivalent of an helicopter crashing into a crane in central London and is a massive let down

For let down, see shit..I got that one wrong..massively (again, fuck off be dosa you yank cunt)

Now I know how my parents feel.

Anantax - January 16, 2013 Reply

Dont get me wrong..I love Rooney. But he had only THREE good touches in the whole half…one of which was a goal thankfuly. His first touch is just awfull

Nani still missing a football brain I see….

Ah well there is still the 2nd half to hope for….

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

han said:
hey cap’n
nice to see you are still breathing
xxx

Pity you are you shit cunt

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

Hehe..a blast of rant of old

# retrorant

han - January 16, 2013 Reply

captainhormone said:
Pity you are you shit cunt

i see the love is still with you
xxx

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

han said:
i see the love is still with you
xxx

Never left me Han

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

Adrian Chiles..vanilla in human form..boring bastard that makes my long standing herpes problem seem refreshingly vital..what a bastard

Tommy - January 16, 2013 Reply

Pleased with a comfortable half. Was always pretty confident we’d have too much for them at home

Alfonso Bedoya - January 16, 2013 Reply

FFS… 2 minutes into half time, and some fat cunt has allready eaten all the pies… first time that’s happened in months…

han - January 16, 2013 Reply

captainhormone said:
Never left me Han

wish you could spread the love around unc’s (not his arse cheeks)

han - January 16, 2013 Reply

going back to the game, if we don’t get another, it will be bumsqueak time come 80 mins

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

Alfonso Bedoya said:
FFS… 2 minutes into half time, and some fat cunt has allready eaten all the pies… first time that’s happened in months…

Step away from the fridge then Barry

Tommy - January 16, 2013 Reply

http://saudadebrothers.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/roy-keane_beard-and-bubble.jpg?w=460&h=287

Fuck, Roy’s off to film a Fisherman’s Friend ad

Anantax - January 16, 2013 Reply

Bloody hell….

What kind of cross is that from Nani??

What kind of shot is that from Hernandez?

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

Anantax said:
Bloody hell….

What kind of cross is that from Nani??

What kind of shot is that from Hernandez?

You do realise we are shit don’t you

Tommy - January 16, 2013 Reply

Do all our keepers go to the same (shite) hairdresser?

Tommy - January 16, 2013 Reply

Lindegaard looks like a serial killer from the 70s

Tommy - January 16, 2013 Reply

And de Gea looks like one of his victims

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

Good keeping

Alfonso Bedoya - January 16, 2013 Reply

What the fuck……. it’s time like this where our lack of a real hard ass, vocal leader shows.

Keane would be handing out one slap after another…

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

Antonio bellendcia

LKHF

faffing

Tommy - January 16, 2013 Reply

Fuck, is 90 minutes of good football too much to ask?

Chelsea drew with saints. Hah.

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

Rooney…..oh dear

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

Carsick…oh dear

brianofnazareth - January 16, 2013 Reply

Giggs rolling back the years, still a great sight!

Rooney WTF!!

sidney - January 16, 2013 Reply

Giggs though, best performance so far this season

Alfonso Bedoya - January 16, 2013 Reply

That was justice in my opinion… if ours wasn’t a pen, then neither was theirs.

Still… Wayne… what the fuck!

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

brianofnazareth said:
Giggs rolling back the years, still a great sight!

Rooney WTF!!

Not as great as you rolling back the duvet when I come in the bedroom

Tommy - January 16, 2013 Reply

Most predictable penalty miss of all time. Why do we even let Rooney take them anymore?

Giggs is having a blinder

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

sidney said:
Giggs though, best performance so far this season

Contract talks ongoing then?

sidney - January 16, 2013 Reply

I like how he tried to blame the pitch

His body position was wrong and he got under it

uncleknobheadffs - January 16, 2013 Reply

captainhormone said:
Antonio bellendcia

i came up with that tbf

madredmonkey - January 16, 2013 Reply

FFS Rooney , never take one again.

MANCHESTER IS MY HEAVEN- SIR MATT BUSBY

Alfonso Bedoya - January 16, 2013 Reply

I’m starting to think Ferguson might shift Rooney come summer…

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

uncleknobheadffs said:
i came up with that tbf

Well at least someone was keeping the fame alight whilst I’ve been gone

Good work

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

Alfonso Bedoya said:
I’m starting to think Ferguson might shift Rooney come summer…

Lewindowski will be the catalyst

And I don’t rate him either

madredmonkey - January 16, 2013 Reply

captainhormone said:
Well at least someone was keeping the fame alight whilst I’ve been gone

Good work

never noticed that you left.

Tommy - January 16, 2013 Reply

Pea’s been pretty shite since the goal

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

madredmonkey said:
never noticed that you left.

Judging by some of the shit I’ve read..wish I’d never come back

Tommy - January 16, 2013 Reply

Vintage scholes

Alfonso Bedoya - January 16, 2013 Reply

Giggs… fuckin hell… lol

madredmonkey - January 16, 2013 Reply

captainhormone said:
Judging by some of the shit I’ve read..wish I’d never come back

it is a bit lifeless on here, these days.

uncleknobheadffs - January 16, 2013 Reply

surely valencia cringes watching giggs

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

madredmonkey said:
it is a bit lifeless on here, these days.

I’ve seen more life, zest and verve rin Barbara cartlands vibrator

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

Well, that was shit

sidney - January 16, 2013 Reply

Job done without having to try too hard

uncleknobheadffs - January 16, 2013 Reply

Alfonso Bedoya said:
I’m starting to think Ferguson might shift Rooney come summer…

of course he wont

fucking fat twat

madredmonkey - January 16, 2013 Reply

captainhormone said:
I’ve seen more life, zest and verve rin Barbara cartlands vibrator

thats another story.

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

uncleknobheadffs said:
of course he wont

fucking fat twat

Lol

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

Kevin..Danny dyer is a cunt.

madredmonkey - January 16, 2013 Reply

oh well were through, that’s all that we care about.

han - January 16, 2013 Reply

that was pretty woeful
no passion or urgency
we will get our cocks twanged on sunday if we play like that

han - January 16, 2013 Reply

uncleknobheadffs said:
i came up with that tbf

no u didnt

Alfonso Bedoya - January 16, 2013 Reply

uncleknobheadffs said:
of course he wont

fucking fat twat

Now that Hormone’s about, you feel like showin off?

Don’t let your lust for Hormone get you into something you can’t handle…

You pig-eyed, fuck head.

Anantax - January 16, 2013 Reply

Pea Rooney Ando was shit after first 10 mins…

Nani Valencia poor throughout

Back four was decent I thought..albeit bit nervous at times

Giggs my goodness….best player on the pitch by miles tonight…

han - January 16, 2013 Reply

Alfonso Bedoya said:
Now that Hormone’s about, you feel like showin off?

Don’t let your lust for Hormone get you into something you can’t handle…

You pig-eyed, fuck head.

he just wants to get into his anus

madredmonkey - January 16, 2013 Reply

RVP got the night off, that’s good.

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

Alfonso Bedoya said:
Now that Hormone’s about, you feel like showin off?

Don’t let your lust for Hormone get you into something you can’t handle…

You pig-eyed, fuck head.

Lol

That’s so L.A

Alfonso Bedoya - January 16, 2013 Reply

Fuckin hell… apparently that’s the 10th pen Rooney has missed for United.

han - January 16, 2013 Reply

i see keane is trying hard to be the new cap’n birds eye

uncleknobheadffs - January 16, 2013 Reply

Alfonso Bedoya said:
Now that Hormone’s about, you feel like showin off?

Don’t let your lust for Hormone get you into something you can’t handle…

You pig-eyed, fuck head.

but ive been calling u a fat cunt for years

its a factual statement

madredmonkey - January 16, 2013 Reply

han said:
i see keane is trying hard to be the new cap’n birds eye

lol

Dean Jackson - January 16, 2013 Reply

I have to comment on Jones at CB… solid as f**k. Was that the first time Smalling and Jones played as CB pair?

madredmonkey - January 16, 2013 Reply

Alfonso Bedoya said:
Fuckin hell… apparently that’s the 10th pen Rooney has missed for United.

yes missed 40% of them that’s shit.

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

madredmonkey said:
lol

Tbf, the comment was about as funny as a burning orphanage

Tbf

madredmonkey - January 16, 2013 Reply

captainhormone said:
Tbf, the comment was about as funny as a burning orphanage

Tbf

i love to see burning orphanages, iam a fire starter.

Alfonso Bedoya - January 16, 2013 Reply

captainhormone said:
Lol

That’s so L.A

Family Guy starts in 20 minutes… shouldn’t you be getting into character? Peter?

han - January 16, 2013 Reply

captainhormone said:
Tbf, the comment was about as funny as a burning orphanage

Tbf

we can’t all be such highly rated comediennes like u and fuckhead

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

madredmonkey said:
i love to see burning orphanages, iam a fire starter.

Drop me off next stop mate, ta.

han - January 16, 2013 Reply

Alfonso Bedoya said:
Family Guy starts in 20 minutes… shouldn’t you be getting into character? Peter?

don’t you mean Family Gay?

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

han said:
we can’t all be such highly rated comediennes like u and fuckhead

Correct, and you ain’t.

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

han said:
don’t you mean Family Gay?

I rest my point

Alfonso Bedoya - January 16, 2013 Reply

uncleknobheadffs said:
but ive been calling u a fat cunt for years

its a factual statement

Family Guy starts in 20 minutes, shouldn’t you be getting into character? Meg?

han - January 16, 2013 Reply

im really losing the love for u cap’n
u don’t half try me
xxx

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

Alfonso Bedoya said:
Family Guy starts in 20 minutes… shouldn’t you be getting into character? Peter?

No..I hate family guy…I’m more of a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khQIqiRGCbs kind of guy

uncleknobheadffs - January 16, 2013 Reply

jones and smalling are fucking great

Alfonso Bedoya - January 16, 2013 Reply

han said:
don’t you mean Family Gay?

FFS…

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

Alfonso Bedoya said:
FFS…

Lol

uncleknobheadffs - January 16, 2013 Reply

Alfonso Bedoya said:
Family Guy starts in 20 minutes, shouldn’t you be getting into character? Meg?

is that it

ffs

madredmonkey - January 16, 2013 Reply

captainhormone said:
Drop me off next stop mate, ta.

sorry full up, just me and Han, unc is in the boot, he is the entertainment later.

uncleknobheadffs - January 16, 2013 Reply

Alfonso Bedoya said:
FFS…

look at that ffs

fucking pathetic

han its time to go

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

uncleknobheadffs said:
look at that ffs

fucking pathetic

han its time to go

LKHF..pinchbecknovalue

Alfonso Bedoya - January 16, 2013 Reply

uncleknobheadffs said:
jones and smalling are fucking great

Bruce/Pallister… Stam/Johnson… Ferdinand/Vidic…

Jones/Smalling could be the best… for years… with Rafa on the right… just need a lefty…

Alfonso Bedoya - January 16, 2013 Reply

uncleknobheadffs said:
is that it

ffs

Sorry… I didn’t know we were trying to be clever… how about this then… “you fat twat”?

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

Alfonso Bedoya said:
Sorry… I didn’t know we were trying to be clever… how about this then… “you fat twat”?

3ft spastic dwarf…it’s not big and it’s not clever.

uncleknobheadffs - January 16, 2013 Reply

thats a fictional statement tho

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

This is more like the old rant…threads going off topic, loads of slagging off, and a high level of cuntishness

#retrorant

Alfonso Bedoya - January 16, 2013 Reply

captainhormone said:
3ft spastic dwarf…it’s not big and it’s not clever.

Why are you here?

The Jimmy Saville situation attracting too much attention on your typical night outs?

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

Alfonso Bedoya said:
Why are you here?

The Jimmy Saville situation attracting too much attention on your typical night outs?

Ha…I’m surprised you haven’t campaigned for Him to get a pardon

Tbf

Alfonso Bedoya - January 16, 2013 Reply

captainhormone said:
Ha…I’m surprised you haven’t campaigned for Him to get a pardon

Tbf

Sending you a message.

captainhormone - January 16, 2013 Reply

Ok

sheesh - January 16, 2013 Reply

Is this United Rant or an AOL chat forum? A lot of bollocks going on around here.

Hi Cap.

captainhormone - January 17, 2013 Reply

Hi sheesh…it’s an aol chat room

captainhormone - January 17, 2013 Reply

You clicked on here whilst trying to visit oldspunkers.com

han - January 17, 2013 Reply

now why are you civil to sheesh and not me when i also said hi cap?

han - January 17, 2013 Reply

1 other thing i noted
little pea is thinning
just look at the crown area and you’ll see

captainhormone - January 17, 2013 Reply

han said:
now why are you civil to sheesh and not me when i also said hi cap?

I have been civil to you..I’m not ignoring you

han - January 17, 2013 Reply

captainhormone said:
I have been civil to you..I’m not ignoring you

true
i’m not worthy of your attention

captainhormone - January 17, 2013 Reply

han said:
true
i’m not worthy of your attention

True

han - January 17, 2013 Reply

captainhormone said:
True

too true

Violent Banana - January 17, 2013 Reply

Let’s just forget that match ever happened and remember RVP’s goal as the winner.

brianofnazareth - January 17, 2013 Reply

uncleknobheadffs said:
jones and smalling are fucking great

Hopefully that means Evans can now join Sunderland this summer instead of prolonging it like we did with O’Shea.

brianofnazareth - January 17, 2013 Reply

sheesh said:
Is this United Rant or an AOL chat forum? A lot of bollocks going on around here.

Hi Cap.

With Knobhead, Alf and the Cap going at it I thought I’d logged on to http://www.loosewomenbanter.co.uk/itv/ bollocks.

Pikey McScum - January 17, 2013 Reply

All we need now is Chris to show his mental head again and it’ll be like days of yore

(R.I.P. Chris)

captainhormone - January 17, 2013 Reply

I miss chris and his cheesy smelling cock

Pikey McScum - January 17, 2013 Reply

captainhormone said:
I miss chris and his cheesy smelling cock

Cheeto Chris was his name…

captainhormone - January 17, 2013 Reply

Remember those Batty Cunts…chav cunts…..

brianofnazareth - January 17, 2013 Reply

tbf we’ve had our right shower of cunts on here over the years. How long have you been a member of Rant (in all it’s forms) I know I was here before Cap showed his hairy ass, 2005??

captainhormone - January 17, 2013 Reply

I was member number 20 i think…you were member number 7, but had had a dozen or so members in you first week

lolololomglololomg

brianofnazareth - January 17, 2013 Reply

captainhormone said:
I was member number 20 i think…you were member number 7, but had had a dozen or so members in you first week

lolololomglololomg

Can’t even remember how the fuck I stumbled across Rant. BUT within a few weeks I knew it was my spiritual home. A place where a few perverted, deprived, sick, cunt loving came together and created magic. Was it around 2005?

I’ve only ever been a member of this forum and fuckbuddies.com.

captainhormone - January 17, 2013 Reply

brianofnazareth said:
Can’t even remember how the fuck I stumbled across Rant. BUT within a few weeks I knew it was my spiritual home. A place where a few perverted, deprived, sick, cunt loving came together and created magic. Was it around 2005?

I’ve only ever been a member of this forum and fuckbuddies.com.

yes 2005…a few months before you were blowing me off on blackpools north pier

we’ll always have Blackpool Bri..always have Blackpool

sheesh - January 17, 2013 Reply

Fletcher out for the rest of the season:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21069820

sidney - January 17, 2013 Reply

Well that’s a relief

Fergie did well resisting the urge to play him over the packed christmas schedule, especially with Ando out

It’s up there with some of his greatest achievements

uncleknobheadffs - January 18, 2013 Reply

oh no

what terrible news

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