United Rant writing competition

July 27, 2010 Tags: Shorts 5 comments

Submit an article to United Rant and win this high quality green & gold, 100 per cent fake anti-Glazer shirt with the player’s name and number of your choice on it! The rules for the competition are simple – write at least 500 words of topical analysis in the United Rant style, submitting to editor@unitedrant.co.uk with the words WRITING COMPETITION in the subject line.

The top five articles chosen by me will be posted on United Rant later this summer, with the readers voting on the best submission.

Get writing – closing date for the competition is Friday 13 August at midnight.

*Deadline now extended to end of August*

Green & Gold


Spike - July 27, 2010 Reply

Cmon Alf,Cap,Robbo,Sheesh and Pikey, heads up and hand on pens for a change.
I’d write an article if I could only get my head around spelling certain words like fok and kunt, or maybe an article on how its a friggin waste of time and space putting up a forum for you imbeciles!

Robbo - July 27, 2010 Reply

I got lost at this

topical analysis

sidney - July 27, 2010 Reply

That’s a nice shirt

sheesh - July 27, 2010 Reply

Why don’t we have a beauty contest instead?

Sorry Pikey, you’re disqualified.

Pikey McScum - July 27, 2010 Reply

*scribbles furiously*

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