The hunt for Bald October

September 8, 2011 Tags: Opinion 9 comments

There’s a reason your eyes narrow when you’re angry. It’s a question of focus: by limiting your field of vision, you’re better able to concentrate on the threat, or the target, or the source of your displeasure. Which is probably very healthy when trapped in a duel, or cornered by a tiger, but if you’re barrelling through the football season at one hundred miles-an-hour, chasing rumours and debating decisions and constantly jumping from one thing to the next, then you can sometimes forget that there is such a thing as perspective.

You can get carried away with what something means, and then you forget about it as soon as the next ‘right now’ hoys into view, because your gaze – ever narrow, ever furious – is elsewhere.

With this in mind, you’ll have to forgive me for rehashing a story that most of us were sick of minutes after it began. But Wayne Rooney’s I-do-not-think-the-club-can-matchmy-ambition-therefore-I’m-moving-to-a-richerone-how-much?-okay-you’ve-convincedme-I-love-this-club-and-I’ll-stay kerfuffle last October was one of those moments. Fury, then exile; by the time Rooney came back from Nike’s HQ in Oregon the season had moved on. And while Rooney certainly wasn’t instantly forgiven, the time out of sight and mind had drawn the majority of venom from the atmosphere.

That’s why Rooney was sent away, of course, and by the end of the season, with the striker back in form and with the lid of the Premier League trophy on his head, the whole thing seemed a strange and distant episode that might be best left in the past. But what Bald October offered, in hindsight, was a glimpse into the real workings of football, and of footballers. And more than that, from a Manchester United point of view, it was a moment of sharp realisation. Of sudden perspective. In some ways, it was a loss of innocence.

If growing up means anything, it means the step-by-step dismantling of all those illusions carefully constructed and sustained through childhood. It means the easy assumptions about the workings of the world are torn down one by one: your parents don’t know everything; you are not going to live forever; your goldfish did not go to the Great Bowl in the Sky; the cake is a lie. And footballers, bless them, just don’t love their clubs the way you do.

When Rooney joined United the sense of rightness in the move was overwhelming (not to Everton fans, of course, but I’ll return to that later). He was the next coming of Paul Gascoigne; the player that Sir Alex Ferguson always regretted missing out on. He played hard, strong, attacking football. He had no interest in leaving the North. He hated Liverpool. And the proof that the stars were aligning came with that début hat-trick, which I’m sure I recall provoking one commentator to completely lose the run of himself and wheel out the Duncan Edwards comparisons. It was meant to be. Destiny. Inevitability. The assassin-faced Babe.

And then, seasons and trophies and a personal fortune later, he wanted to leave!

To have been a United fan over the last twenty or so years is to have been largely sheltered from this kind of thing, because success keeps football fans from feeling vulnerable. The fat years have meant that the club is seen throughout the game as one of the natural pinnacles of a career: it’s the big move, the chance to prove yourself at the top level alongside the very best players (and Eric Djemba-Djemba).

Where players have left it’s either been in the best interests of the club or at the imperial whim of the manager (or, in the case of Ronaldo, for so much money to a club with its own unique cachet that it wasn’t really an issue).

Where players have refused to join – Arjen Robben, for instance – it’s been frustrating, even galling, but there’s always been another talent and another trophy to soften the blow. Besides, that’s a pretty limp form of treachery. But Rooney to Manchester City? That was high treason.

And that treason gave us a glimpse of a truth at the heart of football: the relationship between player and club is the same as that between club and player. Each is using the other, and whomever has the most power calls the shots. This is how the game has worked since Jean-Marc Bosman did his thing, if not before.

United, by virtue of success, status and financial power, has been in the box seat for years now, plucking players from virtually wherever they want and discarding them as and when Ferguson decreed. Being a supporter of the most successful club in the country during a period of unparalleled and unprecedented magnificence means it doesn’t come up much, true, but this was an insight into how Everton felt when Rooney decided that he was at a club that couldn’t match his ambition. That couldn’t pay the wages he felt he warranted. Tat couldn’t put him where he felt he deserved to be.

Ah, but he stayed!

That he stayed isn’t the point. Whether it’s thanks to the chasm of debt, or the retirement of Ferguson, or the rise of the oligarchs, or simply the natural decline and fall of empire, there will come a time when Manchester United isn’t “Manchester United.” When players on the outside don’t see United as the peak; when players on the inside look elsewhere with covetous or ambitious eyes.

That’s what Bald October was: a foreshadowing of the lean years that must surely come. Rooney as memento mori, whispering the truth of their own mortality into the ears of United fans flush with years of triumph.

But there is a flip side to all of that. By exposing the pragmatism that underpins the affection that players have for clubs, Rooney, even as he weakened his own emotional bond between himself and the fans, reinforced the bond between fans and the club. It was a reminder that being a United fan is not about being a Rooney fan, or a Ryan Giggs fan, or a Ferguson fan, and it’s not about being the greatest club in the world because you actually are. It’s about being the greatest club in the world even when you’re not, even when the players want out and the results aren’t coming and your young prospects are being winkled out of the reserves by chortling imperialist bastards.

None of that has been the case at United for almost as long as I can remember, and yet, looking back, Rooney’s fumbling flirtation with the noisy neighbours made it all clear. From a footballing perspective, I’m glad he did, but from a personal perspective, it was supremely irrelevant.

There was me, and there was the club, and that was all that mattered, and all that ever would matter. Want-away Scousers, thieving owners, Portuguese prima donnas: they come and they go. United – my United, and your United – abides.

Andrew Thomas can be found at Twisted Blood – – and on Twitter –

This article first appeared in Rant Monthly Issue 2, September 2001, which can be downloaded here.


Jon Boy - September 9, 2011 Reply

“United – my United, and your United – abides.” Great line, fabulous article, long may it all continue. Never forget how lucky we are, never get arrogant about success, enjoy every win and trophy like it were the last and keep hungry for more.

Shashhank - September 9, 2011 Reply

Wonderful article.. Superbly written! To quote a line from the poem , The brook – Men may come and men may go , but I (in our case, United) go on forever!

Damian Garside - September 9, 2011 Reply

Lovely writing here. This is the thing: how do we deal with the `postmodernization’ of the game and of our club. Andrew’s articulation of his own predicament as a United fan seems to encapsulate the `double’ aspect of our club: our history, our traditions, our cherished memories on the one hand, that tis, for us, the true meaning of Manchester United football club, and the `other’ United: the mega-million euro industry, where sponsors and therefore official gear are changed as often as you or I change underwear, where the club was bought through capital raised on the promise of galactic future profits, and where the number of United fans watching the game all over the globe exceeds the number of fans in Old Trafford to the tune of about fifty to one.

Maybe there are sad times ahead: when I was back in Manchester as a student in the late 70s we were runners up once in the cup and once in the league, and that was that! But we have to keep hoping and dreaming not that we may win another trophy or two over the next couple of seasons: but that we may still produce an incredible team: a team that will lay down the standard for all time. We may not get it — but it is what we need to wish for.

baloo - September 9, 2011 Reply

Chuff me – can someone not just call someone else a cunt please?! All this intellectual content is freaking me the fuck out.

(Some nice points though)

Mongoletsi - September 9, 2011 Reply

You’re a cunt

Edpayasugo - September 9, 2011 Reply

Great read.

chocolatteballs - September 9, 2011 Reply


chocolatteballs - September 9, 2011 Reply


I liked the use of the word kerfuffle.

Spook - September 10, 2011 Reply

“The cake is a lie” 🙂 Brilliant.

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