Apparently it’s in the contract with Dortmund that Raiola gets 20% or maybe even 30% of the sell-on fee. It would be sensible for United to tell Haaland and Raiola to fuck off. He could have joined us, but instead went to Dortmund and signed a deal that guarantees we’d get ripped off later on. But ...

We're not getting Haaland. I want fuck all to do with Raiola. If we want to go young, we should go for someone like Calvert-Lewin. And for that right hand slot, we should steer clear of Sancho if the price is anything like 100m. We should be in for Raphina. We'd probably get him for something like ...

What a finisher, fuck he's good.

Surely playing Pogba further forward for once is a tactical decision that Ole deserves some credit for. It's definitely made for more cohesion in attack rather than our usual long ball and fast runner shite Yeh but it's not the first time he's played Pogba further forward and it's not often that Po...

No need to bring the cunt on the pitch, Matic can say hello to Mourinho from then bench ffs

One thing you can't give Ole stick for is the brilliant goals we score under him. There's a disproportionate amount of brilliant and beautiful goals, and not many deflected shots or shots off arses. yeh but they're not of his design but more the individual brilliance when it eventually shines throu...

that's a great goal

I fucking hate that shithouse Lamela, he is a proper proper cunt

Rashford hasn't offered a great deal today

fuck me, we offer no threat on the right hand side of the pitch.

Oh, and Fred scores?! Almost as rare as a Lindelhoof mistake