No new CB then

Should tell Rom to pass rather than shoot, then it would fly into the net

"...even with the problems we have and the doubts in terms of team choice, in tactics, approach, philosophy, we have doubts about everything, but"

https://twitter.com/Casper_VB/status/1072983337495605248?s=19 twice tackled due to bad first touches. all the others are just losing the ball through bad touches or passing to the opposition. can't hold the ball up even when he does manage to control it (which is rare as rocking horse shit). his on...

"Panicking like a cat trying to bury a shit on a marble floor"

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2 days ago

A fair summary of where we are. This weekend:

Liverpool fans want Everton to win so they stay top
City fans want United to win so they can go top
United fans want City to win so we can stay 6th

And to not concede more than 2 so we can keep our +2 goal difference - after 17 games

Come on Swampy don't be a spineless fuck! Haven't got a clue what you're on about Laz [or you either Sid] - mind you, I've been a bit out of circulation the last few weeks, so am really not up to speed with postings on here. You've been doin' the same thing for years and claiming you've no clue wha...

Koulibaly seems like an improvement on what we've already got. But then so did some of the cunts we signed, then they got Jose'd. Thing is he looks shite at actual football, which won't matter under the posh Pulis, but will when we get a proper normal modern manager. Van Dijk is proper quality I th...

Couple of Jones stats

Phil Jones has now scored two goals for Manchester United and two against them in the Premier League. And two for them and two against them in the Champions League.

Phil Jones now has four own goals for Manchester United. Only two players in the club's history have scored more.