Performances like that put Ole's job on the line. Look at the 11 compared to the actual shots we had. Dogshit.

Absolutely fucking shit. Loads of talent, Chelsea there for the taking, but never looked like scoring.

Meanwhile the commentators have established the Tories Frank Lampard getting a 0-0 despite spending a fuckload in summer is a heroic result

Cavani's debut needed 75k fans cheering to lift the team. As it happens it's been a damp squib.

Still fucking shit. But at least we're not shopping goals.

Come on Cavani, don't be shit

Chelsea are there for the taking. We've got big players out but they haven't. It's all set up for us to smash em when Cavani and Pogba come on.

Maguire and the Hoof have done alright. Not had much to do though.

It's the old 'keep it tight then put some good footballers on for the last 20 minutes to win it' shite Fergie used to do, only made worse cos of the rain

The rain is gonna make this a shit game. It's slowing the ball up already.

If this team beats Chelsea the Tories Frank Lampard should be sacked, after they spent all that money in summer