Oh look there's cleverley, fouling

So easy to carve straight through our midfield and defence there. Horrific by utd, but good by Cardiff, lovely finish by Campbell

We really are bloody awful to watch aren't we? This is against Cardiff ffs

That'll do though. This is a must win

Rooney the thick cunt, lucky not to get sent off there.

And Carrick being out for 6/8 weeks is dreadful news tbf

Fabregas has probably told him how much fun he had fucking us around in the summer, he thought he'd have a go in January.
Next summer it's Messi!

Jones needs playing week in week out, if he's going to become a big player he needs to play. Yes he's a bit of a headless chicken at times,but at least he appears to love playing for us and he looks like a fighter and a leader. We need as many as them as possible in the current squad.

Boom! I've never been so excited to be fifth!

Massive massive 3 points that