Fair fucks, we've been decent today. I know its only west ham, but we've been solid at the back, controlling in midfield, and we've had pace and penetration on the break.

Great ball by Mata for Kagawa. He has to be at number 10, with Wayne right up top.

Genius. Proper direct too, Moyesy will have loved it.

Interchangeable centre halfs. David Moyes = Football genius.

Yep. He completely lacks any self awareness. And his manner of speaking in the press is abysmal.

To think we didn't go for Mourinho because of fears that his conduct and communication style wouldn't be 'the United way'.

I just hope Bayern bring some lube with them.

It'll be a shit game, that West will win on the basis of fucking us over the ugly way. We can't defend, they'll go direct, get an early goal and our arse will go. Young will be back in the side, so will Cleverley. I think the Olympiakos game was a case of the players showing a bit of a response for ...

I think its a question of 'who would we rather be beaten by'. I can't see us beating anyone left in the competition. If it's Bayern, Real or Barca it could be very embarrassing. I don't want Chelsea. The thought of those cunts lauding it at our place doesn't turn me on. Probably Real, to see Ronnie ...

I think the main 'problem' with Rooney is that he wants to play at number 10. He wants to drop off and get involved in the game. But in my opinion, he's a much better number 9. Mata and Kagawa would be better at number 10 - they're a little sharper in tight spaces and a bit quicker over the ground. ...

And tonight buys the cunt more time. Marvellous.