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vs Stoke

Postby Sid » Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:09 am

These cunts will provide a decent test

Can't get riled by the crowd like we did against Swansea

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Re: vs Stoke

Postby HARRY » Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:13 pm

Stoke will kick yer, make no mistake. I can hear Micky -T's knees knockin already. Might be one for him to sit out. Lucky's legs will have more lumps in them than my Mrs homemade custard when Shawcross is finished with him. Pogba and Matic gunna have to play well.
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Re: vs Stoke

Postby bman2 » Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:54 pm

They've scored twice and conceded twice. This will be a real test of our attacking creativity. This might be the game that will show the foolishness of not signing Mahrez.

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Re: vs Stoke

Postby dozer » Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:33 pm

Mahrez is just above average and won't make it into the first team of any elite team.

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Re: vs Stoke

Postby Sid » Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:37 pm

Yeah tbf looks like Mahrez has been up for grabs for a while but no top club has gone for him

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Re: vs Stoke

Postby redzebs » Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:55 pm

Why the fuck are people freaking, it's fucking Stoke.

It's Stoke ok with Jesé if he can re find his youthful firm,

But they aren't as good as when they had A Vic Bojan Shaquiri,

When that front 3 were on the same page they were good but they've ditched some dross but like, top top respect for him and he's still fine and can do a job in the Prem, but they signed Fletcher on a free.

For fucks sake, Pogba probably cost more than their starting 11 despite current high prices for ordinary players.

Mickey T left out? If we play 4 2 3 1 then for me the central attacking position has to be Mickey T with Mata on the right and Martford on the left swapping places after running at rbs for an hour.

Mickey T ahead of a second season Pogba and the Matic of old at his best should be grounding and pounding Stoke.

Lakaku will not get bullied by Shawcross, ffs, he's made of granit.

3 points. Next.


See Snoops, look at that, praising Pogba and Matic.

Tbf Matic still made no sense to me bar knowing Jose and doing a job because of his age and the money but considering how fucked up the market is, I have to say I'm happy we got our shit done.

If Shaw can get a run in this team and show the promise he had when we signed him and fulfill it, and Rashford/Martials little swap after tiring defences for an hour keeps working, considering our traditional and practical current rivals transfer activity, Chelseas not great, Liverpool wasn't great until they signed that wonder young un from Red Bull Pig, that's who I wanted for the Matic role but if Jose wants the finished article for instant success then fuck it, City just spunked a load on a new defence so we'll have to see how that goes plus attacking midfield is unbelievable but still relying on Yaya, Fernandinho and Delph in the middle doesn't worry me, and Spurs have done just ok, they didn't need much but still fancy us against them and Arsenal, I'll just leave it at lol.

So I'd expect a run at the big trophies.
Well I suppose that's the knighthood fucked.

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Re: vs Stoke

Postby bman2 » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:04 pm

I'm not afraid of Stoke, but it seems like the kind of fixture that it's hard not to drop 2 points. Arsenal lost fwiw

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Re: vs Stoke

Postby HARRY » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:35 pm

Zee is right to a point. Especially from the fragility side of things. Hopefully Hosepipe will roll with the punches for the first 35 minutes and keep it tight. Try not to give them any encouragement. Yes! We should roll these cunts over, but lets not forget its their biggest home game of the season. They'll give the usual extra 20% to try and fuck us over. See that through and we should pick them off no probs. Bojan gone. Arnoutivic gone. They've got fuck all.
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Re: vs Stoke

Postby Sid » Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:09 pm

Aye should still be beating em

Last season when we played savvy shithouses like these we cancelled each other out. But this season with 3 new players, 350m spent, some of the Prem's best talent - we should get 3 points

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Re: vs Stoke

Postby Snoopcousins » Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:22 pm

Ffs Sid
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