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Re: vs Benfica

Postby redzebs » Sat Nov 04, 2017 12:15 am

Fuckin auto correct see below
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Re: vs Benfica

Postby redzebs » Sat Nov 04, 2017 12:17 am

Class, nurse and emojis, stale crusty stale same schtick Harry, can’t have a reasonable debate so trots out same shite over and over, takes other ranters wanting Jose to do well but not finding it easy to accept this Van Dross shite when Jose inherited four at least top players young and old and bought 7 more and finished two and three places below LVG, counting a trophy only available because of LVG, watching shite football week after week but for some unknown reason Jose tax dodger cheeky cunt, fed up already looking manager who slags off fans who scrape enough money to go to games, but “hose pipe” is doing so much better.

I should think so after spunking £300 mill and Zlatan.

Harry, it must be nice to have a golf club membership, it must be nice to not worry about money,

I scraped together coin to take my dad to meet his hero Norman Whiteside and Paul McGrath, have a bev and a chat. He’ll remember it for the rest of his life. What the fuck are you doing apart from rimming Jose, you couldn’t give a fuck about the club, you’re a relic, and not in a good way.

You’re a fickle, sarcastic, boring cunt and you can fuck off.

Oh wait, say nurse nurse again and throw emojis in, that’ll excuse the fuckin shite football we are drip fed every week.

You should get a job driving the bus we’ll park at the bridge on Sunday whereas with Pogba rumoured to be fit we could play Martial at 9 and a three of Matic Pogba and the young McItomney and go for it with Rashford and Mata but we’ll have shite hawk Lakaku for 60 mins, well 90 probably and long balls to fuck.

You’ve painted yourself into a corner and instead of being a man and admitting you were wrong like I did about Matic and Pogba, you’ll act like a petulant child and settle for a 0-0 and call it brilliant against ANOTHER rival there for the taking but sure 180 minutes and two shots at Anfield was good wasn’t it.
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Re: vs Benfica

Postby redzebs » Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:43 am

I am relaxed, you’re the wind up merchant who just gently abuses anyone who says anything critical about a manager who’s steadied the ship but is painful to watch. He’ll be 100% gone in a year or 18 months and that’s fine.

But stop making out he’s doing an amazing job with a shite squad. He bought 7 players and inherited DDG Rashford Tony V and proven players that when not being asked to track back as wide men like Mata are good footballers.

Two shots at 180 minutes against the dippers is not good enough. We aren’t winning the Prem or champions league because we simply don’t play the style of football needed in the modern game.

Tbf Fergie used to judge where a draw would do and was scarily good at predicting when we needed a shite to watch 1-0, but that’s Jose’s mantra in every single game.

And that’s fine, but he’s long enough in the tooth to know Uniteds history, to know the basics of what is required. But he’s stuck to what he knows, and if he wins trophies that’ll do for the money men and the sponsors but match day fans, a lot of them, are bored shitless. I was chatting to a lad going for his first game at OT, midweek against Moscow and my first reaction was, poor guy, that’s £300 you’ll not see again. And we might do em by a few but I certainly wouldn’t be paying it. I’ve held off and held off bringing my dad over because I want to take him to a good game. He’s a “let’s go watch them play Brighton because we will win and we’ll see goals” whereas I’ve always went to watch the dippers and City etc. because it’s a big game but could you imagine spending the cost of a holiday going to watch that Spurs game?

Thank fuck I instead binned that and for the same cost or less already got a 7 day festival ticket and a whopping apartment for Croatia next year. And if that makes me not a real fan then fine.

If the Glazers went tits up and we were midtable and didn’t have the best squad but still had a real go and it was exciting, Id be over in a flash, but I’m not spending stupid money on watching Newcastle park a bus opposit our bus and watch a totally forgettable first half in the hope we score in the second and they have to have a go and eventually we’ll fuck on Martial and Mata and Lingard and score another one or two because they are tiring and have to take risks.

Chelsea are in a bit of a melt down so we should go and get at them from the off but we’ll sit back for half an hour then think about hitting a long ball or two forward.

It’s the fact that with our squad, we should be able to play non defensive decent football, but we don’t, and that’s my problem.

I watched us v Charlton and Sunderland a good few years ago and it was O’Shea, Park, Fletcher etc etc, are you telling me this squad isn’t better and we still need more players?

It doesn’t compute, sorry. And I’m sorry for getting personal and calling you a cunt, if it was a jokey way I wouldn’t apologise but I meant it because your deflection and unwillingness to enter into a debate and just post like a 12 year old with a snotty nose and grubby fingers on his ma’s I pad grinds my gears. So I don’t think you’re a cunt. But I don’t think you’re being honest with yourself never mind the amount of posters that think we deserve better.

When people are watching every game and end up so bored they end up guessing if the latest sponsor on the hoardings is the new official tractor sponsor or an Asian tomato juice drink, somethings not right.

That’s just mine and a fair few others opinion.
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Re: vs Benfica

Postby Sid » Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:21 am

Never been a better time to beat Chelsea Zebs, other than in their Mourinho meltdowns

350m, decent defence, class attack, lets do it

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Re: vs Benfica

Postby Alfonso Bedoya » Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:44 am

"Looney Tunes", or "Merrie Melodies"???

Foghorn Leghorn, Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, Daffy Duck, Sylvester,... yep, they're all here...
"Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching' tu madre! Come out from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you."

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Re: vs Benfica

Postby redzebs » Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:49 am

Martial upfront with Lakaku would even do me with Lingard behind and two in the middle, on merit.

Pogba and Matic behind and Young and Tony V as wing backs, and genuinely I would find space for Tuanzabe in a 3 at the back with Jones and Bailey.

What’s the point in perservering with Smalling, he’s alright but he’s not a kid and not fuckin captain material, like fuck me, Keane, Cantona, Ince, Bruce, Rio, Vidic, Law, Charlton........Smalling. Might as well give it to Fred the Red.

Tuanzabe needs integrated now, has he ever looked bad?
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