No Sid, they didn't just magically happen, but they were fuckin easy goals to avoid... the first was just a complete, collective brain fart from our defense... that happens, but let's not start stroking the "genius" of Spurs attack when they punt up to a speculative effort in 11 fuckin seconds... and if Jones has a left fuckin foot, they don't score the second... don't start turning this into something it's not... it's not me saying Spurs were lucky... better is better... but United would have struggled against Canvey Island with that performance!
We were shit... that's it... I don't expect to see us play like that again any time soon!
"Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching' tu madre! Come out from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you."