Ashley Young..... World Class?

[Sid]

So Maguire's club captain now...

Shocking......

It’s a good choice because he epitomises United in 2020: going nowhere fast.

I don't think it's a bad shout. Who else we got?

[Edfuckingwoodward]

Name change needed. I'm spoilt for choice.

Jessefuckinlingard, Nemanjafuckinmatic? Lukefuckinshaw?

Cant be Shaw tbf. Ole reckons hes one of the best left backs in England. He just needs to shed 2 stone and learn how to defend

[FuB]

Name change needed. I'm spoilt for choice.

Jessefuckinlingard, Nemanjafuckinmatic? Lukefuckinshaw?

Cant be Shaw tbf. Ole reckons hes one of the best left backs in England. He just needs to shed 2 stone and learn how to defend

EdfuckingWoodward

let me know if you actually do want to change your name

[Edfuckingwoodward]

Name change needed. I'm spoilt for choice.

Jessefuckinlingard, Nemanjafuckinmatic? Lukefuckinshaw?

Cant be Shaw tbf. Ole reckons hes one of the best left backs in England. He just needs to shed 2 stone and learn how to defend

EdfuckingWoodward

let me know if you actually do want to change your name

Bingo. Yep, let's go for it.

[Sid]

Edfuckingwoodward is class

No love from Young in the end. Refusing to play and fucking off midseason despite being captain. Can you blame him though, he copped a lot of flak. Should serve as a lesson to managers: don't sign shite cos they're gonna get a hard time.

[FuB]

Name change needed. I'm spoilt for choice.

Jessefuckinlingard, Nemanjafuckinmatic? Lukefuckinshaw?

Cant be Shaw tbf. Ole reckons hes one of the best left backs in England. He just needs to shed 2 stone and learn how to defend

EdfuckingWoodward

let me know if you actually do want to change your name

Bingo. Yep, let's go for it.

I've PM'd you...

[swampash]

Name change needed. I'm spoilt for choice.

Jessefuckinlingard, Nemanjafuckinmatic? Lukefuckinshaw?

Cant be Shaw tbf. Ole reckons hes one of the best left backs in England. He just needs to shed 2 stone and learn how to defend

Given your record record I reckon you should have gone for Jessefuckinlingard, in the hope he'll fuck off bit sharpish.