Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Manchester United chat
User avatar
Pikey McScum
Legend
Posts: 1019
Joined: 7 years ago

8 months ago

Joel Glazer was trending on Twitter this evening.

No, he's not dead - rumours are he's personally pulled the plug on the Bruno Fernandes deal as he isn't happy with how it's being structured...
"that is probably the worst post ive ever read" - Knobby, 28th April 2015
User avatar
swampash
Legend
Posts: 4723
Joined: 6 years ago

8 months ago

...at this late hour. If it was on the deal should have been sorted before now. We ain’t signing anyone if you ask me.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits...
User avatar
dozer
Legend
Posts: 5681
Joined: 7 years ago

8 months ago

Bruno Fernandez rumours are just rumours. The summer before last he was having a medical at Carrington already.
Sporting want to get rid. No one wants him.
User avatar
Pikey McScum
Legend
Posts: 1019
Joined: 7 years ago

8 months ago

If Tevez actually comes back (I know, I know - Daily Mail pish) I'm done lads.

Out.

Finished.

It'll be proof the club's being allowed to die.
"that is probably the worst post ive ever read" - Knobby, 28th April 2015
User avatar
swampash
Legend
Posts: 4723
Joined: 6 years ago

8 months ago

Tevez?! You cannot be serious...?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits...
User avatar
Edfuckingwoodward
Legend
Posts: 5494
Joined: 7 years ago

8 months ago

I even saw something online about Rooney coming back on loan. Fuck me. And what's worse - he'd probably improve us! He'd be a better option than Perreira or Lingard.

Fuck me. What a mess. And there's no light at the end of the tunnel.
User avatar
dozer
Legend
Posts: 5681
Joined: 7 years ago

8 months ago

People have nothing solid to pin point and whine about so pick out a shit rumour to cry about.
United are planning to loan Glazer's mum etc. What nonsense.
No one knows why our recruitment is crap. We could try plonking on some shite Dortmund player. Who was the player of their season last year? He'll join us if we throw in a few million a month.
User avatar
Edfuckingwoodward
Legend
Posts: 5494
Joined: 7 years ago

8 months ago

User avatar
Sid
Legend
Posts: 24646
Joined: 7 years ago

8 months ago

Edfuckingwoodward wrote:
8 months ago
https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... an-targets

Fuck me. Fuck. Me.

Close the club.
:)) we're just a shit football club
User avatar
Sid
Legend
Posts: 24646
Joined: 7 years ago

8 months ago

We're looking at players like Slimani who'll be on about what Young was on

So we probably can't afford Tevez
Post Reply