Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

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Pikey McScum
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6 months ago

One week to go.

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Some of the names being thrown around must be a wind up. To stir the Hornets nest! Surely.
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Edfuckingwoodward wrote:
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https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... an-targets

Fuck me. Fuck. Me.

Close the club.
Fed up with ole spouting the cliched aul shite, "it's a difficult market, tricky to get deals done in jan"."not going to get 8 or 9 in window".
It's not fucking difficult if you have a target outlined, you go and get him, and even if they cant come in jan, do the deal and line it up so they sign on 1st june.
Every fucking year its faffing about for a month in jan, then more faffing about to deadline day in the summer.
No one wants or expects 9 players this window, i would have expected 2 quality signings at a minimum, with the state the squad is in.
Just fed up with how they are basically just writing off the jan window, now that it looks like nothing will be done, other than some sort term shite like Tevez, rooney or ighalo.
What about roque Santa Cruz, he used to be a mint mid level striker, surely we could get him in.

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Haaland now has 5 goals in an hour of football
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marlon wrote:
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Haaland now has 5 goals in an hour of football
Yeah but could he do it against Burnley? ... or Tranmere?
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god forbid we get a proper striker and upset martial tbf, another twat wholl be with us for life
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Still haggling over the Bruno Fernandes fee allegedly (shut up Dozer before you fucking start), and no whiff of anyone else yet.

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Pikey McScum wrote:
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Still haggling over the Bruno Fernandes fee allegedly (shut up Dozer before you fucking start), and no whiff of anyone else yet.

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Aye the guardian are reporting we're upping our efforts to sign him. It's one deal at a time, with the Glazers overseeing everything, meaning we move at a fucking glacial pace.
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Oh dear. Reports suggest we may be bringing Sanchez back! The bottom of the barrel is being truly reached. Why not bring back Djemba-Djemba or any other dross we signed before realising they were crap.Still theres always a chance we can get the Leicester failure Slimani before the deadline. The new Eric Cantona? More like Eric Sykes.
There was an article last week that there was going to be a 'massive overhaul' of the squad next summer. What it boils down to is that United are going to employ scouts to scour the earth for new talent. Begs the question why aren't we doing that already? Apparently they will report back to the 3 chief scouts who are already employed by United. The chief scouts that have done such a brilliant job so far. Another load of tosh brought out just to show how well the club are being run under the Glazers and how much they care.
Whats the betting the Fernandes deal goes through before the deadline/Wolves game. What a load of crap.
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