Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

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Edfuckingwoodward
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Sid wrote:
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Lindelhoof has to go before the window closes

We're shite, but with Lindelhoof in the 11 we're always gonna be doomed

Sid. He needs to get behind Jones, Smalling, Rojo and Bailly.

We're stacked with shite.

If he doesnt go, Smalling needs to come back in.

Not that it matters. We're done. This season will be a train wreck.
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Edfuckingwoodward wrote:
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Sid wrote:
1 month ago
Lindelhoof has to go before the window closes

We're shite, but with Lindelhoof in the 11 we're always gonna be doomed

Sid. He needs to get behind Jones, Smalling, Rojo and Bailly.

We're stacked with shite.

If he doesnt go, Smalling needs to come back in.

Not that it matters. We're done. This season will be a train wreck.
Aye Smalling is shite but clearly better than Lindelhoof. His fuck up ratio is even higher than Jones. He made key fuck ups for all 3 goals today. He's one of the worst CBs that has ever played for us but Ole keeps picking the cunt.
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Maguire and Lindelhoof cost 120m, and they're only marginally better than Jones and Smalling
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Sid wrote:
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Edfuckingwoodward wrote:
1 month ago
Sid wrote:
1 month ago
Lindelhoof has to go before the window closes

We're shite, but with Lindelhoof in the 11 we're always gonna be doomed

Sid. He needs to get behind Jones, Smalling, Rojo and Bailly.

We're stacked with shite.

If he doesnt go, Smalling needs to come back in.

Not that it matters. We're done. This season will be a train wreck.
Aye Smalling is shite but clearly better than Lindelhoof. His fuck up ratio is even higher than Jones. He made key fuck ups for all 3 goals today. He's one of the worst CBs that has ever played for us but Ole keeps picking the cunt.
Hang on, let's not rewrite history here. No one is worse than Jones.
I don't want Smalling on the pitch either. Has Mengi been promoted to the first team? If he is, promote him to the first 11. Otherwise buy someone and play him.
I don't want any of the same old crap at centre back.
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Edfuckingwoodward wrote:
1 month ago
Sid wrote:
1 month ago
Lindelhoof has to go before the window closes

We're shite, but with Lindelhoof in the 11 we're always gonna be doomed

Sid. He needs to get behind Jones, Smalling, Rojo and Bailly.

We're stacked with shite.

If he doesnt go, Smalling needs to come back in.

Not that it matters. We're done. This season will be a train wreck.
Smelling isn’t good on the ball but he’s a good defender. Fast and good with high balls too.
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So basically the only CB we’ll sell is the only one that a decent club would buy.
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Fans turned up to Ed's house and lobbed a flare at it after we lost 2-0 to Burnley. Then the cunt finally got his fniger out and signed Fernandes. Might be worth employing that tactic again.

Sancho and a CB
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Reading the caf and social media and lots of people are just resigned now. They're losing interest. To the Glazers, they'll see this as the brand weakening. A big signing now will buy back a lot of fans & interest.
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Smalling is the best central defender we've got IMO. It's mad that we're even trying to sell him when there are much worse defenders at the club.
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We’ve got to roll with OGS here. He clearly wants defenders comfortable on the ball so Smalling is gone. Mendi, Tuanzabe or Bailly will have to do.

The big unspoken truth seems to be Rashford playing like shite for several months now. Is that back thing truly healed? Van Persie said he had something similar and was never the same. I keep hearing we’ve got the buy back for Depay. He can play on the left. I’m only semi-joking.

I read some Telles analytics that show his goals all come from free kicks and penalties so maybe he’s a bit of a mirage.

Without fans in the stadium, Woodward can’t hear any boos so unlikely he’ll be spurred on to make a move.
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