Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

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Dosdamt
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7 years ago

We'll dither and send a half hearted but very commercially smart offer and then Guarin will go to Chelski. The last few times we've competed with them for a player, IIRC, we've missed out. Nothing will change.
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7 years ago

Minus The Bear wrote:And so it begins....

Stories were we had sent a delegation (probably like the Herrera one) to discuss a transfer for Fredy Guarin from Inter. Not EU Cup tied either and looking at about £10 to £15 million.

So it will surprise no one that Chelsea are going to sign him, because they definitely do not have enough midfielders.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... n-transfer
I'd love to join this delegation (assuming it actually exists). They do fuck all work and must get paid to pull the local women and go on benders.
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RobDiablo
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sheesh wrote:I'd love to join this delegation (assuming it actually exists). They do fuck all work and must get paid to pull the local women and go on benders.
It's more likely that they pull benders and dress like local woman.
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Snoopcousins
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It's amazing that journalists, even The Sunday Supplement on Sky, never mention the Glazers and they seem to believe that we have big money available for transfers after "bidding" 100M for Bale!

Why do the Press not see this...or even mention the Glazers or money problems?!
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7 years ago

Snoopcousins wrote:It's amazing that journalists, even The Sunday Supplement on Sky, never mention the Glazers and they seem to believe that we have big money available for transfers after "bidding" 100M for Bale!

Why do the Press not see this...or even mention the Glazers or money problems?!
They prefer coming up with sensationalist bullshit - like Ronaldo come back - sells more papers, even if it is a load of bollox!
Dosdamt
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Snoopcousins wrote:It's amazing that journalists, even The Sunday Supplement on Sky, never mention the Glazers and they seem to believe that we have big money available for transfers after "bidding" 100M for Bale!

Why do the Press not see this...or even mention the Glazers or money problems?!
Click bait and advertising revenue

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lars072
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7 years ago

Who needs top players when you we have so much sponsorship! Apparently we have United noodle and paint sponsors!
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7 years ago

Oh well, that's Suarez off our shopping list then.......
Minus The Bear
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7 years ago

Juve still fancy Nani apparently. Oh and we are considering buying Snejder (again and again and agaio)
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Minus The Bear wrote:Juve still fancy Nani apparently. Oh and we are considering buying Snejder (again and again and agaio)
Juve is not that stupid but perhaps United is
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