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Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Postby Snoopcousins » Mon Oct 23, 2017 4:31 pm

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Lol...!!!!
They aren't even the same type of player

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Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Postby swampash » Wed Oct 25, 2017 12:02 am

[quote="dozer"]dozer: "No need to buy any more Dortmund players, thanks. They're the Southampton of the Bundesliga"
...yeah, right...not...
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Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Postby Davel » Tue Nov 07, 2017 5:46 am

we need an attacking midfielder (prem quality) latter being top priority.
weve bought so many greats only to find out there not able to compete with the prem speed in center midfield. but the player must have no defensive atributes at all (bit like scholes). a one way only player with 1 job, moving the ball forward.

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Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Postby Sid » Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:21 am

I agree Dav, we've been crying out for one of those since Scholes retired. Tbf it's meant to be Mickey's job, when he's not shunted out wide to be a fullback. When Jose plays him centrally he's meant to be our central creative link who passes forward, runs forwards, does one-twos etc. But it looks like Jose's killed his attacking game, or the cunt is just fed up and wants to go home. It's a costly fuck up because when he's shit it's hoofball.

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Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Postby danniitronix » Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:26 am

José has consistently turns footballers into shithouse thugs.

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Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Postby HARRY » Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:47 am

Speaking of shithouses!! :D :D

Another agenda bender is back after a few poor results. He's not been seen or heard of since winning the Europa cup. No sign of him since the team started playing and scoring goals and breezing through the champions league group. He's one of Siddy's wingmen.

Ladies and gentleman please put your hands together for the one, the only, Talkbollix! =))

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Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Postby redzebs » Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:05 pm

Jose wants Ozil, tbf on a free and as long as McItomney or another kid was ready to boost the ranks a midfield of Matic Pogba and Ozil should be able to dictate games.

But it still doesn’t change the fact that our centre forward is not designed to hold the ball up and bring our attacking players into play like Jose likes from a front man so/but maybe that is the answer, improve the midfield and wise players to service Lakaku.

And where does that leave Rashford and Martial.

It seems the whole summer was based on the ideal that Mickey T would be able to get the ball at 10 and supply Lakaku,

But Rashford and Martial nor Mata nor Lingard are wingers so it now looks criminal on paper that we bought a cf that needs players we don’t have except two in their 30s who play at full back in Young and Tony V.

But wages we can definitely afford so I’d go to Sanchez and say look how many games you’ll get for us v rotation at City and offer him too too $.

And if Jose thinks he can get Ozil back to his old self by playing him properly with Pogba and Matic, it might be worth a free punt.

But it’ll be Fellani and Matic now until Pogbas back.

We need a number 10 who wants the ball and until Pogba is back can control a game because Matic and Fellani can defend and pass it forward but that’s about it and Jose’s going to have to change his tactics and stop asking Lakaku to play a role he can’t.

Either he stays in the box and doesn’t need to worry about long punts and tracking back and we just get the ball in front of him or else Jose needs to have the balls to play Martial at 9 until Zlatan and/or Pogba are back.


Part of the problem as well is that even when we tweak formations, teams know how to set up against us now.

We need to play through the middle and out wide if we play Lakaku, and the simplest way to do that until we can field a fluid midfield three is to play someone other than Mickey T. And we need to play with wide men that can create, I love Rashford and he works hard and is a danger and occupies defenders but it’s fuck all use unless a full back is overlapping and putting balls on a plate for Lakaku, and when he does cut inside, he runs into trouble and/or occupies other players space.

A temporary fix even if Pogbas back would be to play Lingard at 10 because he at least will come and collect the ball and be ready to receive it, and play Martial who is a more natural left sided player ahead of Rashford and play Mata in his old not ideal but effective role on the right and get him to put balls into Lakaku and cut it back for Lingard.

But all of it is for nowt unless Jose changes Lakaku back to the way he’s always been and say just stay at 9 and don’t worry about anything bar finishing chances. At least then you’ve a defensive midfield feeding at least a hard working number 10 and two players who at least can try and supply Lakaku.

I think part of Mickey Ts problem is that we were all calling for him to play centrally because he did it for Dortmund and his best games have been there for us, but our tactic and it doesn’t matter if he throws another striker up top and plays Mixjey T which on paper looks attacking as fuck, is for the big man to use his physical prowess to free the runners, Jose has said himself he doesn’t care if Lakaku scores as long as the other players do and last year remember he bollcked everyone out that was in the 3 of a 4231 but not Zlatan who also had a stinker,

It’s now becoming increasingly obvious, it’s because Zlatan job and the reason he dropped so deep gorca kind striker sometimes, was that if Rashford Martial Lingard Mickey T or Mata aren’t finding that system easy and aren’t scoring, Zlatans already boy in the box all the time so there’s no one scoring goals.

And it’s compounded this season because Lakaku can’t even play that way like Zlatan can so the runners aren’t even getting the chances from Lakaku to fuck up, the chances aren’t there.

We came at Chelsea out of the blocks with on paper a string central forward line, yet Lakaku had a crazy stat like NO touches in the Chelsea box. And that’s from your poaching goal machine.

I’m convinced we are lacking players to play how Jose wants but I’m also more and more convinced Lakaku was a bad signing purely not even his fault but because we would need further players to service him. He can’t do the job Jose wants and he can’t create something from nothing so what was the point unless we were signing wingers and not using wide forwards who too often occupy the number 10s space and also we have Lakaku being told to drop off.

It’s not working.


We still easily have players there that could form a winning team that’s much more simplistic and be easier on the eye but we knew what we were getting with Jose and he’s drilled this style into them for 18 months so he’s not gonna bin it off now. He’ll play it and scrape enough points until he can get the players he wants to finish the jigsaw or it will fuck up and be a PR disaster.

But one final thing is very simple, he could sign KDB and he could sign two world class wingers and Lakaku might score more, but if he persists with this brand of a target man occupying defenders for other players to score, we’ll still not look as good as we should. Unless the big man is Zlatan or someone who can play that role.
Well I suppose that's the knighthood fucked.

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Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Postby redzebs » Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:17 pm

Jose wants Ozil, tbf on a free and as long as McItomney or another kid was ready to boost the ranks a midfield of Matic Pogba and Ozil should be able to dictate games.

But it still doesn’t change the fact that our centre forward is not designed to hold the ball up and bring our attacking players into play like Jose likes from a front man so/but maybe that is the answer, improve the midfield and wide players to service Lakaku.

And where does that leave Rashford and Martial.

It seems the whole summer was based on the ideal that Mickey T would be able to get the ball at 10 and supply Lakaku,

But Rashford and Martial nor Mata nor Lingard are wingers so it now looks criminal on paper that we bought a cf that needs players we don’t have except two in their 30s who play at full back in Young and Tony V.

But wages we can definitely afford so I’d go to Sanchez and say look how many games you’ll get for us v rotation at City and offer top top $.

And if Jose thinks he can get Ozil back to his old self by playing him properly with Pogba and Matic, it might be worth a free punt.

But it’ll be Fellani and Matic now until Pogbas back.

We need a number 10 who wants the ball and until Pogba is back can control a game because Matic and Fellani can defend and pass it forward but that’s about it and Jose’s going to have to change his tactics and stop asking Lakaku to play a role he can’t.

Either he stays in the box and doesn’t need to worry about long punts and tracking back and we just get the ball in front of him or else Jose needs to have the balls to play Martial at 9 until Zlatan and/or Pogba are back.


Part of the problem as well is that even when we tweak formations, teams know how to set up against us now.

We need to play through the middle and out wide if we play Lakaku, and the simplest way to do that until we can field a fluid midfield three is to play someone other than Mickey T. And we need to play with wide men that can create, I love Rashford and he works hard and is a danger and occupies defenders but it’s fuck all use unless a full back is overlapping and putting balls on a plate for Lakaku, and when he does cut inside, he runs into trouble and/or occupies other players space.

A temporary fix even if Pogbas back would be to play Lingard at 10 because he at least will come and collect the ball and be ready to receive it, and play Martial who is a more natural left sided player ahead of Rashford and play Mata in his old not ideal but effective role on the right and get him to put balls into Lakaku and cut it back for Lingard.

But all of it is for nowt unless Jose changes Lakaku back to the way he’s always been and say just stay at 9 and don’t worry about anything bar finishing chances. At least then you’ve a defensive midfield feeding at least a hard working number 10 and two players who at least can try and supply Lakaku.

I think part of Mickey Ts problem is that we were all calling for him to play centrally because he did it for Dortmund and his best games have been there for us, but our tactic and it doesn’t matter if he throws another striker up top and plays Mixjey T which on paper looks attacking as fuck, is for the big man to use his physical prowess to free the runners, Jose has said himself he doesn’t care if Lakaku scores as long as the other players do and last year remember he bollcked everyone out that was in the 3 of a 4231 but not Zlatan who also had a stinker,

It’s now becoming increasingly obvious, it’s because Zlatan job and the reason he dropped so deep for a lone striker sometimes, was that if Rashford Martial Lingard Mickey T or Mata aren’t finding that system easy and aren’t scoring, Zlatans already boy in the box all the time so there’s no one scoring goals.

And it’s compounded this season because Lakaku can’t even play that way like Zlatan can so the runners aren’t even getting the chances from Lakaku to fuck up, the chances aren’t there.

We came at Chelsea out of the blocks with on paper a strong central forward line, yet Lakaku had a crazy stat like no touches in their box, that’s even during our ok spell and from our big number 9 with a goal mouth only reputation, he’s not going to do a lot of anything outside the box.

We have the players to change it and play decent and win but Jose has spent 18 months drilling this system into it and said himself Rashford and Martial can’t play that hold the ball up, drop deep and play other players in.

But neither than Lakaku, so either Jose changes tactics or we make do and try a different 10 and just hope that Martial and Mata can do just enough to service Lakaku.

Tbf to Lingard, he’s happier floating anywhere so if he replaces Mickey T and Lakaku drops off, it doesn’t really affect Lingard whereas Mickey T doesn’t seem to know what to do when someone’s in his space, ie fuckin move.
Well I suppose that's the knighthood fucked.

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Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Postby redzebs » Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:18 pm

Jose wants Ozil, tbf on a free and as long as McItomney or another kid was ready to boost the ranks a midfield of Matic Pogba and Ozil should be able to dictate games.

But it still doesn’t change the fact that our centre forward is not designed to hold the ball up and bring our attacking players into play like Jose likes from a front man so/but maybe that is the answer, improve the midfield and wide players to service Lakaku.

And where does that leave Rashford and Martial.

It seems the whole summer was based on the ideal that Mickey T would be able to get the ball at 10 and supply Lakaku,

But Rashford and Martial nor Mata nor Lingard are wingers so it now looks criminal on paper that we bought a cf that needs players we don’t have except two in their 30s who play at full back in Young and Tony V.

But wages we can definitely afford so I’d go to Sanchez and say look how many games you’ll get for us v rotation at City and offer top top $.

And if Jose thinks he can get Ozil back to his old self by playing him properly with Pogba and Matic, it might be worth a free punt.

But it’ll be Fellani and Matic now until Pogbas back.

We need a number 10 who wants the ball and until Pogba is back can control a game because Matic and Fellani can defend and pass it forward but that’s about it and Jose’s going to have to change his tactics and stop asking Lakaku to play a role he can’t.

Either he stays in the box and doesn’t need to worry about long punts and tracking back and we just get the ball in front of him or else Jose needs to have the balls to play Martial at 9 until Zlatan and/or Pogba are back.


Part of the problem as well is that even when we tweak formations, teams know how to set up against us now.

We need to play through the middle and out wide if we play Lakaku, and the simplest way to do that until we can field a fluid midfield three is to play someone other than Mickey T. And we need to play with wide men that can create, I love Rashford and he works hard and is a danger and occupies defenders but it’s fuck all use unless a full back is overlapping and putting balls on a plate for Lakaku, and when he does cut inside, he runs into trouble and/or occupies other players space.

A temporary fix even if Pogbas back would be to play Lingard at 10 because he at least will come and collect the ball and be ready to receive it, and play Martial who is a more natural left sided player ahead of Rashford and play Mata in his old not ideal but effective role on the right and get him to put balls into Lakaku and cut it back for Lingard.

But all of it is for nowt unless Jose changes Lakaku back to the way he’s always been and say just stay at 9 and don’t worry about anything bar finishing chances. At least then you’ve a defensive midfield feeding at least a hard working number 10 and two players who at least can try and supply Lakaku.

I think part of Mickey Ts problem is that we were all calling for him to play centrally because he did it for Dortmund and his best games have been there for us, but our tactic and it doesn’t matter if he throws another striker up top and plays Mixjey T which on paper looks attacking as fuck, is for the big man to use his physical prowess to free the runners, Jose has said himself he doesn’t care if Lakaku scores as long as the other players do and last year remember he bollcked everyone out that was in the 3 of a 4231 but not Zlatan who also had a stinker,

It’s now becoming increasingly obvious, it’s because Zlatan job and the reason he dropped so deep for a lone striker sometimes, was that if Rashford Martial Lingard Mickey T or Mata aren’t finding that system easy and aren’t scoring, Zlatans already boy in the box all the time so there’s no one scoring goals.

And it’s compounded this season because Lakaku can’t even play that way like Zlatan can so the runners aren’t even getting the chances from Lakaku to fuck up, the chances aren’t there.

We came at Chelsea out of the blocks with on paper a strong central forward line, yet Lakaku had a crazy stat like no touches in their box, that’s even during our ok spell and from our big number 9 with a goal mouth only reputation, he’s not going to do a lot of anything outside the box.

We have the players to change it and play decent and win but Jose has spent 18 months drilling this system into it and said himself Rashford and Martial can’t play that hold the ball up, drop deep and play other players in.

But neither than Lakaku, so either Jose changes tactics or we make do and try a different 10 and just hope that Martial and Mata can do just enough to service Lakaku.

Tbf to Lingard, he’s happier floating anywhere so if he replaces Mickey T and Lakaku drops off, it doesn’t really affect Lingard whereas Mickey T doesn’t seem to know what to do when someone’s in his space, ie fuckin move.
Well I suppose that's the knighthood fucked.

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Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Postby redzebs » Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:21 pm

This board is fucked, especially this thread, and I know it should be my phone but when I’m texting or emailing, the auto correct doesn’t just change every other fuckin word, it’s only on here. Is that possible? Can this forum affect words and phrases as well?
Well I suppose that's the knighthood fucked.


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