Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

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Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Postby Sid » Sat Dec 30, 2017 7:05 pm

So Mickey love you want us to sell Martial and keep Fellaini. You absolute thick cunt. Spoken like a true Jose FC fan.

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Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Postby HARRY » Sat Dec 30, 2017 10:49 pm

Just so happens that fans and pundits alike have often in the last few weeks commented on how much we have missed Felliani. Not heard any cunt go on about Martial. But they all know fuck all do they Babs. Still waiting for the "New Terry Henry that Barcelona and Madrid were after" to show up? Into his third season Babs, still nothing.

Never mind eh! :(
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Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Postby Sid » Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:01 pm

Aye what United fans want is Fellaini to come back. You're spot on there, Pauline.

Speaking of which, when's the free flowing attacking Jose going to turn up? The one that's going to win us the treble?

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Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Postby Sid » Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:06 pm

Jose reckons we won't be spending in Jan http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... s-14093484

"I don’t think," Mourinho said at Carrington on Friday. "I don’t think." Mourinho is believed to be pushing to reinforce his squad, having stressed just two weeks ago he was open to buying and selling in the winter window.

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Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Postby HARRY » Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:09 pm

(-| That's why I sayJose has missed Fellani if he's in Roms defensive place on set pieces they don't score. I agree with H on Martial how long is it going to be before he produces regularly? But totally disagree regarding Rom ,sorry H but he doesn't even look like he has the basics.
Hope they both change our minds today.

Don't get me wrong Pintster. He's been struggling badly and the confidence looks shot. But I'm convinced its a deeper problem. Is he a lone striker. Definitely not. Has he had quality service in the right areas. Ditto. But he's only 24. Plenty of time to address the issues.
Scholesy hit the nail on the head tonight after the match. Saying Pogba was all over the pitch at Juve making strong runs and scoring goals. But added that there he had the freedom to do it because Pirlo was marshalling the control room. He obviously stopped short of saying Mata and Herrera are not Pirlo, but we all know and agree what he's getting at. We desperately need some intelligence centrally. Matic is more of a sweeper and as good as he is, doesn't have the pace and vision to fill those boots. Joey wont let Pogs loose because he needs him to keep one eye on protecting the defence. That's what we need to get away from. Kagawa the sequel was meant to be a huge help in that department. Drive forward, take players on. That would have allowed Pogs to get in more dangerous areas, but it went tits quickly. So its back to square one with finding some cunt else to do it.
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Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Postby Sid » Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:12 pm

How much has the whip round got for Jose after "his 350m is not enough" cry for help

Reckon we could find another worldie like Fellaini who the fans and pundits are screaming for so we can ditch this Van Gaal dross and start playing like City

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Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Postby redzebs » Sun Dec 31, 2017 6:40 am

Martial has scored and assisted 15 goals as a squaddie left winger number 9 number 10 right sub on sub sub off with Rashford most of the season, but aye he’s shite, fuck me, it’s like trying to explain Santa to Harry every year, it’s our shite out dated football that’s easy to play against,

Could we do with a few more players, yeah of course, but could other more modern managers get a lot more out of this group, absolutely.

See if you bothered to go and look at the goals and assists for all these work squaddie cunt dross players that we have to play because the strikers and players Jose bought have been shite and the way until tonight Lakaku was somehow forced to have to play 90 mins in every Prem game with a kid thrown on for the last 20 mins, Martial who you slate given all that game time would have been our leading scorer by a long shot as well as seeing some entertaining skill.

And Lingard, again, played all over the shop, dropped, in and out of the team, half a match here, he has a goal or assist in 1 in 2 and he’s not even a fuckin striker ffs
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Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Postby sheesh » Sun Dec 31, 2017 7:12 am

Thierry Henry says that Martial is a better player than he was at 21, but Harry from the internet says we should sell the lad. Hmm....

[quote="Sid"]So Mickey love you want us to sell Martial and keep Fellaini. You absolute thick cunt. Spoken like a true Jose FC fan.

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Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Postby bman2 » Sun Dec 31, 2017 8:21 am

All the old pros say he's the most talented player at the club, does amazing things in training and so on. And he's got loads of end product. He just needs to impose himself consistently on the pitch, it's that not strange for a 21 year old.

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Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Postby Sid » Sun Dec 31, 2017 8:35 am

It's just shite deflection tactics from Harry, to deflect from Jose and other players he gets butthurt about. It's always Gaal and Martial's fault.


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