Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

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ashleyfuckingyoung
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3 weeks ago

Alves leaving PSG. Should be bringing him in for a year to mentor Dalot instead of spunking 50m on Bissaka
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3 weeks ago

ashleyfuckingyoung wrote:
3 weeks ago
Alves leaving PSG. Should be bringing him in for a year to mentor Dalot instead of spunking 50m on Bissaka
His wages will be a fucker though
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3 weeks ago

I dont really get the wan bissaka interest, are we just writing of dalot as the future rb, a year after him being touted as the best young rb in Europe?
No doubt awb is a very good rb, but surely there are other priorities, namely a CB and a cm, and attacking player if lukaku leaves.
Is it just the case that we cant get any decent players for those positions and awb is somewhat getable?
The club is a mess, but that's nothing new.
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3 weeks ago

ashleyfuckingyoung wrote:
3 weeks ago
Course we've done something. Re-signed Mata. What more do you want FFS?
Re-signing Mata, if the terms are right, is a no-brainer. He's at least one who tries for us.
But is that it...really...?!
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3 weeks ago

With every passing day I'm getting more depressed about this transfer window.

It genuinely is astounding that we a) haven't shipped ANY of the shite out yet, and b) brought in anyone other than the wee Welsh fella!

Also, slightly unrelated, but what kind of wankers are footballers these days!? Social media has turned them all into arseholes!!!
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3 weeks ago

Pikey McScum wrote:
3 weeks ago
With every passing day I'm getting more depressed about this transfer window.

It genuinely is astounding that we a) haven't shipped ANY of the shite out yet, and b) brought in anyone other than the wee Welsh fella!

Also, slightly unrelated, but what kind of wankers are footballers these days!? Social media has turned them all into arseholes!!!
Has it really, though? All of them?

How many other teams around the world have the same level of attention-seeking whores that we have? How many City or Liverpool players bombard everyone with their adolescent behaviour on a daily basis? Maybe ours are just better at getting their cuntishness publicised.
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3 weeks ago

It’s all about the discipline or lack of it at the club. A symptom of what a shitarse outfit we’re becoming.
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Pikey McScum
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3 weeks ago

FuB wrote:
3 weeks ago
Pikey McScum wrote:
3 weeks ago
With every passing day I'm getting more depressed about this transfer window.

It genuinely is astounding that we a) haven't shipped ANY of the shite out yet, and b) brought in anyone other than the wee Welsh fella!

Also, slightly unrelated, but what kind of wankers are footballers these days!? Social media has turned them all into arseholes!!!
Has it really, though? All of them?

How many other teams around the world have the same level of attention-seeking whores that we have? How many City or Liverpool players bombard everyone with their adolescent behaviour on a daily basis? Maybe ours are just better at getting their cuntishness publicised.
Should have clarified - I meant our lot!
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3 weeks ago

Apparently PSG want to do a swap-Neymar for Pogba. One arsehole for another. Let’s go for it!
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3 weeks ago

Wan-Bissaka was all but done a couple of weeks ago but now it looks to have stalled at the very end

Fair enough if it was because Ed was haggling to get us a better deal. But you just know we'll end up overpaying regardless.
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