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1 year ago

In a bar in southern Spain and a Norn Iron lad, with missus and kid in tow, comes in wearing the full United training kit. On holiday. Not one of you NI comedians on here is it?
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Spain, British/Irish punter wears football tops on holiday.

Shock, not!

If it's a major beach resort and has packages available from the uk and Ireland then you'll get fuck loads of that, surprised at the shorts and socks, that's a bit rarer.
Well I suppose that's the knighthood fucked.
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That's my point - it was the whole kit! The top is normal, but the shorts and socks too???!!! And it's not a package tour destination either...
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Are you sure it wasn't Johnny Evans reminiscing over the good old days?
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Lol Jonny Evans and Bailey would have been great though tbf
Well I suppose that's the knighthood fucked.
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Never understood why grown men get decked out in the kit
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The shorts have no pockets, it makes no sense, where do you keep your Euros, give your bird ALL the Euros??? FUCK that!!!
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Sid wrote:Never understood why grown men get decked out in the kit
Don't always do it themselves Sid... wait till you have kids... don't be surprised to get some United gear for birthdays and Chrimbo... and I fuckin dare you NOT to wear it...
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Alfonso Bedoya wrote:
Sid wrote:Never understood why grown men get decked out in the kit
Don't always do it themselves Sid... wait till you have kids... don't be surprised to get some United gear for birthdays and Chrimbo... and I fuckin dare you NOT to wear it...
Never ever wore a Utd shirt .
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1 year ago

True that tbf, if someone wants to buy me a United shirt I wouldn't say no
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