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Lazarus wrote:
redzebs wrote:Laz did you get that when you were a child too or you Sid?

I thought it was just my ma and da,

"Who left the fuckin immersion heater on??!!"

If I was in the living room I'd bolt out the door until they'd forgotten lolz
:)) The immersion was like some kind of entity that lived in the cupboard. The worst thing was, if you left it on you would get caught because the water temp would lift the skin off your hand.

The offering him a bacon buttie :)) I'm a veggie and when i was young my wives mother just didn't get it, she offered to fry me some bread but informed me when she gave it to me that she did it in the pan with the bacon to give it a bit of flavour........
That explains a lot...
"Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching' tu madre! Come out from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you."
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Lazarus wrote:
pint vulger wrote:
Sid wrote:"You're worried about terrorists in Belfast... you're about 45 years too late"

:))
Really ??? not what I heard or read.

And I think you may have to be local to see anything funny in the clip .
Oh great, another expert opinion. Go on, tell us what you think, you wouldn't have mentioned it if you didn't want to run your mouth.
With respect you seem a very angry person ?

I just didnt find it funny in the slightest.
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Alfonso Bedoya wrote:
Lazarus wrote:
redzebs wrote:Laz did you get that when you were a child too or you Sid?

I thought it was just my ma and da,

"Who left the fuckin immersion heater on??!!"

If I was in the living room I'd bolt out the door until they'd forgotten lolz
:)) The immersion was like some kind of entity that lived in the cupboard. The worst thing was, if you left it on you would get caught because the water temp would lift the skin off your hand.

The offering him a bacon buttie :)) I'm a veggie and when i was young my wives mother just didn't get it, she offered to fry me some bread but informed me when she gave it to me that she did it in the pan with the bacon to give it a bit of flavour........
That explains a lot...
Like what? I also worked in a slaughter house.
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pint vulger wrote:
Lazarus wrote:
pint vulger wrote:
Sid wrote:"You're worried about terrorists in Belfast... you're about 45 years too late"

:))
Really ??? not what I heard or read.

And I think you may have to be local to see anything funny in the clip .
Oh great, another expert opinion. Go on, tell us what you think, you wouldn't have mentioned it if you didn't want to run your mouth.
With respect you seem a very angry person ?

I just didnt find it funny in the slightest.
It's funniness wasn't the issue, this was, 'Really ??? not what I heard or read. ' Did you just forget about that part?
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redzebs wrote:Laz did you get that when you were a child too or you Sid?

I thought it was just my ma and da,

"Who left the fuckin immersion heater on??!!"

If I was in the living room I'd bolt out the door until they'd forgotten lolz
Lol, done that all the time!

How about having to re-use bath water?!
If have to take a bath in the same water that my sister or mum had already bathed in...just to save the hot water.... Gross
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Lazarus wrote:
Alfonso Bedoya wrote:
Lazarus wrote:
redzebs wrote:Laz did you get that when you were a child too or you Sid?

I thought it was just my ma and da,

"Who left the fuckin immersion heater on??!!"

If I was in the living room I'd bolt out the door until they'd forgotten lolz
:)) The immersion was like some kind of entity that lived in the cupboard. The worst thing was, if you left it on you would get caught because the water temp would lift the skin off your hand.

The offering him a bacon buttie :)) I'm a veggie and when i was young my wives mother just didn't get it, she offered to fry me some bread but informed me when she gave it to me that she did it in the pan with the bacon to give it a bit of flavour........
That explains a lot...
Like what? I also worked in a slaughter house.
Ahhh right... yeah, of course...
"Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching' tu madre! Come out from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you."
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Alfonso Bedoya wrote:
Lazarus wrote:
Alfonso Bedoya wrote:
Lazarus wrote:
redzebs wrote:Laz did you get that when you were a child too or you Sid?

I thought it was just my ma and da,

"Who left the fuckin immersion heater on??!!"

If I was in the living room I'd bolt out the door until they'd forgotten lolz
:)) The immersion was like some kind of entity that lived in the cupboard. The worst thing was, if you left it on you would get caught because the water temp would lift the skin off your hand.

The offering him a bacon buttie :)) I'm a veggie and when i was young my wives mother just didn't get it, she offered to fry me some bread but informed me when she gave it to me that she did it in the pan with the bacon to give it a bit of flavour........
That explains a lot...
Like what? I also worked in a slaughter house.
Ahhh right... yeah, of course...
I did! My father is a butcher.
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Snoopcousins wrote:
redzebs wrote:Laz did you get that when you were a child too or you Sid?

I thought it was just my ma and da,

"Who left the fuckin immersion heater on??!!"

If I was in the living room I'd bolt out the door until they'd forgotten lolz
Lol, done that all the time!

How about having to re-use bath water?!
If have to take a bath in the same water that my sister or mum had already bathed in...just to save the hot water.... Gross
:)) Did the bath sharing as well.
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Lazarus wrote:
pint vulger wrote:
Lazarus wrote:
pint vulger wrote:
Sid wrote:"You're worried about terrorists in Belfast... you're about 45 years too late"

:))
Really ??? not what I heard or read.

And I think you may have to be local to see anything funny in the clip .
Oh great, another expert opinion. Go on, tell us what you think, you wouldn't have mentioned it if you didn't want to run your mouth.
With respect you seem a very angry person ?

I just didnt find it funny in the slightest.
It's funniness wasn't the issue, this was, 'Really ??? not what I heard or read. ' Did you just forget about that part?
Sorry are you suggesting i,m wrong regarding terrorism ?
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Haha love it Laz, I'm hanging like a set of curtains today and I can't even cope with all the quotes lol. Pint, go and have one and fuckin gurn up, Max, you like that don't yeeeeeee!
Well I suppose that's the knighthood fucked.
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