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8 months ago

How long can this last ,the traffic situation in the UK is at crisis point, just having a look at Google map the main arteries up and down the country are coloured red , normal now sometimes even on a Sunday.
The local train services out of Manchester are out of action due to a 30 minute thunderstorm ! This happens on a regular basis too ,and if do you do manage to catch one its overcrowded and expensive.
Was on M6 last week at midnight stuck in a 6 lane jam .
Yet there are prepared to spunk a fortune on getting the wealthy back and forth to London in 25 years time.
Get the heavy goods of th road ,for starters ban all heavy goods vehicles overtaking, the HS 2 money should be redirected to getting freight back onto the tracks .
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8 months ago

Well, I think the problem is women drivers... I mean, fuck sake, if we get them off the roads, there'd be half as much traffic... right? And it wouldn't even be that hard... all you have to do, is get rid of the mirrors in the sun visors... take those out of cars, and women wouldn't even be interested in driving... right? Am I right lads?
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8 months ago

Alfonso Bedoya wrote:Well, I think the problem is women drivers... I mean, fuck sake, if we get them off the roads, there'd be half as much traffic... right? And it wouldn't even be that hard... all you have to do, is get rid of the mirrors in the sun visors... take those out of cars, and women wouldn't even be interested in driving... right? Am I right lads?
are you saying they fucking well let just as many women drive as they do men? that's political correctness gone downright mental, mate.

re: Traffic... I tend to feel they went downhill when Dave Mason left
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Alfonso Bedoya wrote:Well, I think the problem is women drivers... I mean, fuck sake, if we get them off the roads, there'd be half as much traffic... right? And it wouldn't even be that hard... all you have to do, is get rid of the mirrors in the sun visors... take those out of cars, and women wouldn't even be interested in driving... right? Am I right lads?
No ,we are just off out and Mistress Vulgar will be driving home post a couple of Erdingers for Grunt.
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8 months ago

Got images of Pint in a flintstone car peddling with his feet through the centre of manc
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Alfonso Bedoya wrote:Well, I think the problem is women drivers... I mean, fuck sake, if we get them off the roads, there'd be half as much traffic... right? And it wouldn't even be that hard... all you have to do, is get rid of the mirrors in the sun visors... take those out of cars, and women wouldn't even be interested in driving... right? Am I right lads?

You were right about banning the fool. He has nothing to contribute, he's not funny, intelligent, sarcastic, interesting, adversarial, sympathetic, friendly or informative. He has no value here.
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Sid wrote:Got images of Pint in a flintstone car peddling with his feet through the centre of manc
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7 months ago

It still amazes me that I can get to an airport in 20 mins, get a flight that takes 40 mins for £30 or less, get an £8 return bus that only takes 30 mins from Liverpool to Manchester,

Or pay £50 inc flight and Stanst/Gat/Heath express and be in central London in a few hours yet it cost me £105 to get to already Southern England to Cornwell on a shitty train that wasn't modern pleasant hygienic nor had a decent bar. Y'all need to sort out your trains dudes. Fuckin load of shite, give me the tube any day, yes I'm being serious.
Well I suppose that's the knighthood fucked.
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7 months ago

Nationalise the trains and subsidise the cost like feance, germany etc
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7 months ago

Re Nationalisation of the Railway should have be made clearer by JC during the election,they should withdraw any support ( which is. Causing disruption already) of HS 2.Nationlisation would create thousands of jobs ,every self respecting country should run its own public transport system.
Unfortunately they just pussy foot around the subject and I can't see me see transport taken back into public ownership in my lifetime.
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