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Red legend
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Re: Punting

Postby Red legend » Thu Feb 04, 2016 7:19 pm

captainhormone wrote:After finishing with fatty, they'd need incinerating



:))

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Re: Punting

Postby fat maradona » Thu Feb 04, 2016 8:21 pm

I do make 'em squirt

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Re: Punting

Postby Alfonso Bedoya » Thu Feb 04, 2016 8:27 pm

fat maradona wrote:I do make 'em squint


Fixed...

They won't care, they'll still tell you it's the biggest they've ever seen...
"Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching' tu madre! Come out from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you."

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Re: Punting

Postby captainhormone » Thu Feb 04, 2016 8:44 pm

.... via jodrell bank
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Re: Punting

Postby Pikey McScum » Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:17 pm

I'll PM you my number Fats - can do you a mate's rate.

Then just do you.

*wanking smiley*
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Re: Punting

Postby redzebs » Fri Feb 05, 2016 1:56 am

After leaving the loviest woman I have ever met because she's better off without me, and a good bit older so she deserves her chance at proper happiness, I hope you get a venereal disease, no offence, hope you have to scratch it dry though tbf
Well I suppose that's the knighthood fucked.

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Re: Punting

Postby fat maradona » Fri Feb 05, 2016 5:54 am

Which agency did she work for Zeb?

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Re: Punting

Postby Alfonso Bedoya » Fri Feb 05, 2016 9:18 am

Not cool Fatty...
"Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching' tu madre! Come out from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you."

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Re: Punting

Postby HARRY » Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:32 am

Red legend wrote:
MAX CLIFFORD wrote:Must admit, when I heard a certain couple of Hollywood actresses were into "pegging" I got a right fuckin stonker on!! Even though its wrong in so many ways.

By all accounts, it been all the rage in celebrity circles for years. Almost an initiation activity. :-C :D


Pegging


I though that was putting the sheets out on the line.


Madonna and Nicole Kidman are said to be right into it. Kim Kardashian another.

Who said romance was dead?? ;)
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Re: Punting

Postby captainhormone » Fri Feb 05, 2016 11:21 am

fat maradona wrote:Which agency did she work for Zeb?



Lol.... Vintage rant

Doff my cap
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