Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

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Haaland with a 23 min hat trick on his Dortmund debut.
Fuck
Just another major fuck up from current utd board not signing him.
20 fucking million euro.
He looks special, he would have been huge for us. We’ll never get him now.
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Talk of the Bruno deal being stalled now cos we wont pay what they want
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Edfuckingwoodward wrote:
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Talk of the Bruno deal being stalled now cos we wont pay what they want
Wait, who did you used to be?
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bman2 wrote:
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Edfuckingwoodward wrote:
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Talk of the Bruno deal being stalled now cos we wont pay what they want
Wait, who did you used to be?
Ashleyfuckingyoung. But he's dead to me now. I've transitioned.
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Edfuckingwoodward wrote:
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bman2 wrote:
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Edfuckingwoodward wrote:
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Talk of the Bruno deal being stalled now cos we wont pay what they want
Wait, who did you used to be?
Ashleyfuckingyoung. But he's dead to me now. I've transitioned.
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January is almost gone. If we were going to sign anyone we should have had the deals done and dusted before the window opened. I don't think we're signing anyone. It'll be another litany of excuses around no quality at the right price.
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swampash wrote:
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January is almost gone. If we were going to sign anyone we should have had the deals done and dusted before the window opened. I don't think we're signing anyone. It'll be another litany of excuses around no quality at the right price.
Yep. In the post match presser yesterday, Ole repeatedly mentioned that we're looking at short term deals.

Why? It's just more, off the cuff, unplanned thinking. Presumably because 'it's easier to sign players in the summer'. Well, we fuck it up in the summer too. We need a huge rebuild, every window needs to be maximised to full effect. 1 good deadl shouldn't be that fucking hard. And now we desperately need another striker with Rashford being out.
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swampash wrote:
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January is almost gone. If we were going to sign anyone we should have had the deals done and dusted before the window opened. I don't think we're signing anyone. It'll be another litany of excuses around no quality at the right price.
If we don't address the injuries alone in the next week and a bit, we're fucked the rest of this season - doesn't matter a fuck at this point about player prices and "nae valyoo"; just get the fucking deals done!!!
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It's clear we care more than the Glazers. They're like a shit landlord, there's leaks all over the place, the boiler's fucked, and now the roof's just caved in with Rashfords injury. But they aren't interested in fixing it, just the odd bit of gaffa tape, that's if Ed can get to screwfix in time.
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We’ve struggled for goals all season, how bad is it going to be now without Rashford?
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