Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

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Fans threatening Woodward are the reason we finally signed Fernandes. We ended up paying the same sum Sporting were asking for in summer. Ed gave it the go ahead to relieve the pressure.
Scumbag thugs had nothing to do with it. Perhaps attacking Woodwards wife and kids will get him out of the club. So why not do it eh?
Can't deny it had an impact. Why was the fee okay now not in summer when we were short in midfield. Ed's under pressure. He's hired a PR firm to improve his image. The fans turning up to this house have added a new element to that pressure, fact.
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Sid wrote:
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dozer wrote:
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Sid wrote:
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Fans threatening Woodward are the reason we finally signed Fernandes. We ended up paying the same sum Sporting were asking for in summer. Ed gave it the go ahead to relieve the pressure.
Scumbag thugs had nothing to do with it. Perhaps attacking Woodwards wife and kids will get him out of the club. So why not do it eh?
Can't deny it had an impact. Why was the fee okay now not in summer when we were short in midfield. Ed's under pressure. He's hired a PR firm to improve his image. The fans turning up to this house have added a new element to that pressure, fact.
Attacking his family would have a bigger impact. As long as anything goes...
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dozer wrote:
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Sid wrote:
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dozer wrote:
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Sid wrote:
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Fans threatening Woodward are the reason we finally signed Fernandes. We ended up paying the same sum Sporting were asking for in summer. Ed gave it the go ahead to relieve the pressure.
Scumbag thugs had nothing to do with it. Perhaps attacking Woodwards wife and kids will get him out of the club. So why not do it eh?
Can't deny it had an impact. Why was the fee okay now not in summer when we were short in midfield. Ed's under pressure. He's hired a PR firm to improve his image. The fans turning up to this house have added a new element to that pressure, fact.
Attacking his family would have a bigger impact. As long as anything goes...
No it wouldn't because they have nowt to do with United
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This is not funny.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits...
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dozer wrote:
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Sid wrote:
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Fans threatening Woodward are the reason we finally signed Fernandes. We ended up paying the same sum Sporting were asking for in summer. Ed gave it the go ahead to relieve the pressure.
Scumbag thugs had nothing to do with it. Perhaps attacking Woodwards wife and kids will get him out of the club. So why not do it eh?
Not on dozer. Not funny not fair. Not United.
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swampash wrote:
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dozer wrote:
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Sid wrote:
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Fans threatening Woodward are the reason we finally signed Fernandes. We ended up paying the same sum Sporting were asking for in summer. Ed gave it the go ahead to relieve the pressure.
Scumbag thugs had nothing to do with it. Perhaps attacking Woodwards wife and kids will get him out of the club. So why not do it eh?
Not on dozer. Not funny not fair. Not United.
That's my point.
Perhaps I should have added this in those posts #sarcasm
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Ed too scared to turn up. Top work. Keep it up and he may fuck off entirely.
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dozer wrote:
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swampash wrote:
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dozer wrote:
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Sid wrote:
1 month ago
Fans threatening Woodward are the reason we finally signed Fernandes. We ended up paying the same sum Sporting were asking for in summer. Ed gave it the go ahead to relieve the pressure.
Scumbag thugs had nothing to do with it. Perhaps attacking Woodwards wife and kids will get him out of the club. So why not do it eh?
Not on dozer. Not funny not fair. Not United.
That's my point.
Perhaps I should have added this in those posts #sarcasm
Sorry if I didn't get the sarcasm dozer...your post read like you were condoning it. God forbid, even encouraging it.
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Season ticket renewal time. MEN, Telegraph, Standard etc running stories saying Woodward wants to sign 3-5 player in the summer, with the usual suspects "linked" to us, Maddison, Grealish, Sancho, van de Beek, etc.

What we'll actually get is Zaha for £80M and whichever of the Longstaff brothers is shittest. Sales of Pogba and Smalling will mostly cover it.
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Yeah that might be why there's been stories that we've agreed terms with Graelish
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