Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

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fat maradona wrote:
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He was fucking mint though, when he was with us back in the mid-90's. He wasn't quite good enough to dislodge any of the first teamers mind and the suspicion was that he was too lightweight to cut it in the PL (no smaller than Scholes though). Think he averaged a goal every other game after he left us. At 31, I doubt the club have signed him up and as Sid mentions, probably doing the lad a favour by letting his train with us and probably brings back the 'good ol' days' nostalgia. Now, we just need some of that in here....
it's awfully good of you to pop in once a week and provide it
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5 months ago

FuB wrote:
5 months ago
fat maradona wrote:
5 months ago
He was fucking mint though, when he was with us back in the mid-90's. He wasn't quite good enough to dislodge any of the first teamers mind and the suspicion was that he was too lightweight to cut it in the PL (no smaller than Scholes though). Think he averaged a goal every other game after he left us. At 31, I doubt the club have signed him up and as Sid mentions, probably doing the lad a favour by letting his train with us and probably brings back the 'good ol' days' nostalgia. Now, we just need some of that in here....
it's awfully good of you to pop in once a week and provide it
Fatty's posts were better back in the day, just ask Pipey, so much better back in the day, they're not as good now
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5 months ago

Sid wrote:
5 months ago
FuB wrote:
5 months ago
fat maradona wrote:
5 months ago
He was fucking mint though, when he was with us back in the mid-90's. He wasn't quite good enough to dislodge any of the first teamers mind and the suspicion was that he was too lightweight to cut it in the PL (no smaller than Scholes though). Think he averaged a goal every other game after he left us. At 31, I doubt the club have signed him up and as Sid mentions, probably doing the lad a favour by letting his train with us and probably brings back the 'good ol' days' nostalgia. Now, we just need some of that in here....
it's awfully good of you to pop in once a week and provide it
Fatty's posts were better back in the day, just ask Pipey, so much better back in the day, they're not as good now
Now you're less of a cunt, we can all get nostalgic about how much of a cunt you used to be. those were the days, eh?
I may be able to fix a forum but I can't fix a fuckwit
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5 months ago

FuB wrote:
5 months ago
Sid wrote:
5 months ago
FuB wrote:
5 months ago
fat maradona wrote:
5 months ago
He was fucking mint though, when he was with us back in the mid-90's. He wasn't quite good enough to dislodge any of the first teamers mind and the suspicion was that he was too lightweight to cut it in the PL (no smaller than Scholes though). Think he averaged a goal every other game after he left us. At 31, I doubt the club have signed him up and as Sid mentions, probably doing the lad a favour by letting his train with us and probably brings back the 'good ol' days' nostalgia. Now, we just need some of that in here....
it's awfully good of you to pop in once a week and provide it
Fatty's posts were better back in the day, just ask Pipey, so much better back in the day, they're not as good now
Now you're less of a cunt, we can all get nostalgic about how much of a cunt you used to be. those were the days, eh?
The proper term is "post-cunt"
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rant was fuming when rossi and david jones were shipped for fuck all in 2008
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5 months ago

fat maradona wrote:
5 months ago
He was fucking mint though, when he was with us back in the mid-90's. He wasn't quite good enough to dislodge any of the first teamers mind and the suspicion was that he was too lightweight to cut it in the PL (no smaller than Scholes though). Think he averaged a goal every other game after he left us. At 31, I doubt the club have signed him up and as Sid mentions, probably doing the lad a favour by letting his train with us and probably brings back the 'good ol' days' nostalgia. Now, we just need some of that in here....
...When he was 8 years old?

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5 months ago

Sid wrote:
5 months ago
FuB wrote:
5 months ago
fat maradona wrote:
5 months ago
He was fucking mint though, when he was with us back in the mid-90's. He wasn't quite good enough to dislodge any of the first teamers mind and the suspicion was that he was too lightweight to cut it in the PL (no smaller than Scholes though). Think he averaged a goal every other game after he left us. At 31, I doubt the club have signed him up and as Sid mentions, probably doing the lad a favour by letting his train with us and probably brings back the 'good ol' days' nostalgia. Now, we just need some of that in here....
it's awfully good of you to pop in once a week and provide it
Fatty's posts were better back in the day, just ask Pipey, so much better back in the day, they're not as good now
Sarcasm is lost on you cunts
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5 months ago

Lazarus wrote:
5 months ago
fat maradona wrote:
5 months ago
He was fucking mint though, when he was with us back in the mid-90's. He wasn't quite good enough to dislodge any of the first teamers mind and the suspicion was that he was too lightweight to cut it in the PL (no smaller than Scholes though). Think he averaged a goal every other game after he left us. At 31, I doubt the club have signed him up and as Sid mentions, probably doing the lad a favour by letting his train with us and probably brings back the 'good ol' days' nostalgia. Now, we just need some of that in here....
...When he was 8 years old?

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The 00's is what I meant, and you facking now it too, you cu...mplete bellend.
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5 months ago

fat maradona wrote:
5 months ago
Lazarus wrote:
5 months ago
fat maradona wrote:
5 months ago
He was fucking mint though, when he was with us back in the mid-90's. He wasn't quite good enough to dislodge any of the first teamers mind and the suspicion was that he was too lightweight to cut it in the PL (no smaller than Scholes though). Think he averaged a goal every other game after he left us. At 31, I doubt the club have signed him up and as Sid mentions, probably doing the lad a favour by letting his train with us and probably brings back the 'good ol' days' nostalgia. Now, we just need some of that in here....
...When he was 8 years old?

(This is a cue for you to make some witty, old timey Rant hilarity......) :!!
The 00's is what I meant, and you facking now it too, you cu...mplete bellend.
Yeah, but you didn't write it and there's something funny about bringing up the good old days and being wrong by a decade.... :))
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5 months ago

Right back is an area we need to strengthen. We should be looking at Wan-Bissaka at Palace.
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