Desperados

Carlos Tevez

When Patrick Vieira, this week, labelled Paul Scholes’ return to Manchester United “desperate,” the former Arsenal midfield struck a chord. After all, Sir Alex Ferguson’s decision to re-recruit the 37-year-old midfielder came just months after Scholes had retired, with the player’s admission that his ‘legs had gone’, firmly front-of-mind. Almost three months after the midfielder’s […]

Adiós Carlos: Tevez in numbers

Carlos Tevez in numbers

Carlos Tevez has, for the second time in six months, demanded a move away from Manchester City. In December the pint-sized striker blamed the poor relationship with club management; yesterday the 27-year-old has begged to be closer to his family. Cynics might claim the lure of another signing on fee is strong in the scar-faced […]

City: Be part of it. Tevez: No thanks

Andy Hough, www.andyhough.net (Click for full size poster)

Carlos Tevez today confirmed what many have long suspected. For all the money currently washing through Manchester City, once bitterness is tasted, even the best paid just can’t wait to get out.

Tevez: Poster an insult and Hughes sacking wrong

Carlos Tevez has launched a scathing attack on Roberto Mancini’s training methods, criticised Manchester City for sacking Mark Hughes and denied any responsibility for the “Welcome to Manchester” poster in an explosive pre-Derby interview. Tevez, who joined City for £47 million, also claims Wayne Rooney is the world’s best striker. “I never understood the intention […]

Keano’s Column: United’s Agony Aunt

Carlos and Gary Playground Bickering

Ola Senior Roy, Esto es Carlos. Por favour, una importante questione. Por que Gary Neville es una grande tarado?! Hello Roy, Gary here. A quick question, why is Carlos Tevez such a thumb sucking, ear cupping twat?! — Carlos, Gary, Having received your messages, I thought it best to ignore them both for the sake […]

Just how low is Carlos Tevez’ IQ?

Welcome to Manchester

Carlos Tevez has expressed his surprise at the reaction he received from United supporters at this weekend’s Manchester derby. The Argentinian was roundly jeered by United fans unhappy at the striker’s switch from Old Trafford to Manchester City this summer. Tevez moved to City in a deal worth between £25.5 million and £47 million depending […]

A tale of two strikers

Michael Owen, Carlos Tevez

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times… and few who witnessed Sir Alex Ferguson’s ecstatic dance down the touchline as Manchester United’s Michael Owen wheeled away from the vanquished’s goal could doubt which it was for the Scot. Owen, the free-transfer striker picked up on a whim and against all […]

Confused Tevez ‘expects good reception’

Former United striker Carlos Tevez expects to get a good reception when he returns to Old Trafford for the Manchester derby this weekend. Tevez, who is struggling to make the game with a knee injury sustained on international duty, left United in the summer after failing to hold down a first team place. The player […]

Did City pay £47 million for Tevez?

Manchester City may have paid £47 million for Carlos Tevez, according to an extraordinary report in The Times today. The figure is comprised of a £15 million down payment followed by two further £16 million payments and a bonus of £3.5 million if City win the Champions League while Tevez is at the club. If […]

Liar Tevez moans again

Winging liar Carlos Tevez has accused Manchester United of showing him no respect, in an interview with Loaded magazine. The striker, who signed for big spending Manchester City in a £25.5 million deal this summer, made the claims in the September issue of the top shelf men’s magazine. “I think I deserved more respect than […]