United Rant

Blatter enters, and then fuels, race debate

Race, it seems, is top of the editorial agenda after (insert obligatory ‘alleged’ here) incidents involving Luis Suarez and John Terry in the past month. Each is seemingly a sad indictment of the English game, where racism it appears, still thrives. Suarez, claims Patrice Evra, called the defender a “n*gger” at “least ten times” during Manchester United’s visit to Anfield in September. Meanwhile, [...]

He kisses the badge on his chest then buys a pregnancy test

… or at least that’s the rumour doing the rounds on the Internet this week. The totally unconfirmed reports suggest this badge kissing football captain cheated on his wife with a 16-year-old, who later fell pregnant. The international vice-captain is said to have sought a court injunction against newspapers wishing to print the story this [...]

The life of JT – drinking, shaging and leg breaking

John Terry, fresh from knocking off the mother of Wayne Bridge’s child, ran over a Chelsea steward last night as he sped away from Stamford Bridge following Chelsea’s humiliating loss to Jose Mourinho’s Inter Milan last night. The defender, stripped of the England captaincy last month, failed to stop according to reports. “John Terry broke [...]

Bridge 1 – 0 Terry

JT moves in on Cheryl as Chelsea casanovas get busted

Apparently they arrive just like buses. No sooner does one Chelsea cretin get caught playing away from home, then so does another. The only question being, who has more notches on the bedpost? Following rapidly on from allegations that John Terry had an affair with Wayne Bridge’s ex-girlfriend, Ashley Cole’s wife Cheryl has dumped the [...]

Poll: Rio right for England job?

The king is dead; long live the king. Rio Ferdinand is the new England captain following manager Fabio Capello’s decision to sack John Terry this afternoon. Terry, caught cheating on his wife for the umpteenth time, found his position ‘untenable’ – to abuse the much overused cliché. Fabio appointed Ferdinand with immediate effect and Steven [...]

The case for captain Rooney

In the wake of the John Terry sex scandal many have called for a leadership change at international level. Far be it for Rant to pass judgment on Terry’s extra-curricular activities – the Chelsea captain has always been an odious toerag anyway – but now is the time for Wayne Rooney to take the responsibility [...]

The day Terry went a Bridge too far

John Terry may wish to look away after a high court today lifted a so-called super-injunction that banned publication of lurid sex secrets. England Captain Terry, alleges a popular Sunday tabloid, had an affair with former Chelsea left-back Wayne Bridge’s girlfriend. The Chelsea skipper had sought to stop details becoming public. The News of the [...]