Dear Keano, Berba here. I am writing to you because I am fed up with carrying the team on my own. All season long I have created exquisite flicks and sublime control and it is proving to be a total waste of my time. Why, because those water carriers around me are simply not good [...]
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Dear readers, Today we bring you the remarkable tale of Luis Nani, a heart warming story of human triumph over adversity, and a great example to the many losers out there that there is always hope, even for the most hopeless of cases. In his first interview (today), the usually shy Nani opens himself up [...]
Friday, January 22, 2010
Ola Senior Roy, Esto es Carlos. Por favour, una importante questione. Por que Gary Neville es una grande tarado?! Hello Roy, Gary here. A quick question, why is Carlos Tevez such a thumb sucking, ear cupping twat?! — Carlos, Gary, Having received your messages, I thought it best to ignore them both for the sake [...]
Friday, January 15, 2010
From an anonymous fan Mr Keane. I’m interested in your view as to why the ownership of our Manchester United Buccaneers team has produced so much anger in the fans? Has it not been under the Glazers’ exemplary stewardship of the business, I mean the club, that we have achieved such unrivaled success? Did we [...]
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Dear Roy – Hope you’re enjoying Suffolk and the dogs are well. I’m sure you’ve figured out why I’m writing after all these years. Losing to Leeds has truly shocked me. For once I am questioning the strength of my anger towards the team. That’s why I’m writing to you, my most trusted Lieutenant, for [...]
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Sunday, April 4, 2010
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