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It’s strange that more teams weren’t in for Bruno, or that we didn’t just get him in the summer before last season. His stats in Portugal were amazing for at least two straight seasons. I’m sitting there looking at him wondering what the so-called experts were seeing that clubs weren’t climbing over each other to sign him. It’s true that he fails to complete a lot of passes, but in terms of the context, that seems like a minor issue.
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I'm genuinely concerned that he's pretty soon going to get pissed off with being the one who has to keep digging the hobbit out of a hole and decides he'd rather be somewhere else with a proper team and a proper manager.
From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord deliver us...and while you're at it, a bit of a helping hand with hobbits wouldn't go amiss...
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Imagine how good we'd be if we supported him with a proper back 4 and a decent DM.
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swampash wrote:
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I'm genuinely concerned that he's pretty soon going to get pissed off with being the one who has to keep digging the hobbit out of a hole and decides he'd rather be somewhere else with a proper team and a proper manager.
Doubt it. He'll have known he was signing for a literal hobbit when he put pen to paper. Probably thought it was a novelty.
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Sid wrote:
9 months ago
swampash wrote:
9 months ago
I'm genuinely concerned that he's pretty soon going to get pissed off with being the one who has to keep digging the hobbit out of a hole and decides he'd rather be somewhere else with a proper team and a proper manager.
Doubt it. He'll have known he was signing for a literal hobbit when he put pen to paper. Probably thought it was a novelty.
Literal? So you're suggesting he is actually a real-life hobbit?
From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord deliver us...and while you're at it, a bit of a helping hand with hobbits wouldn't go amiss...
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swampash wrote:
9 months ago
Sid wrote:
9 months ago
swampash wrote:
9 months ago
I'm genuinely concerned that he's pretty soon going to get pissed off with being the one who has to keep digging the hobbit out of a hole and decides he'd rather be somewhere else with a proper team and a proper manager.
Doubt it. He'll have known he was signing for a literal hobbit when he put pen to paper. Probably thought it was a novelty.
Literal? So you're suggesting he is actually a real-life hobbit?
That seems to be what you've been suggesting for the last year or so. An actual hobbit. I'm concerned you're suffering from delusions
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Sid wrote:
9 months ago
swampash wrote:
9 months ago
Sid wrote:
9 months ago
swampash wrote:
9 months ago
I'm genuinely concerned that he's pretty soon going to get pissed off with being the one who has to keep digging the hobbit out of a hole and decides he'd rather be somewhere else with a proper team and a proper manager.
Doubt it. He'll have known he was signing for a literal hobbit when he put pen to paper. Probably thought it was a novelty.
Literal? So you're suggesting he is actually a real-life hobbit?
That seems to be what you've been suggesting for the last year or so. An actual hobbit. I'm concerned you're suffering from delusions
...I think anyone spending time on here must be suffering from delusions Sid. In my case probably the delusion that sounding off about the parlous state of a club I've supported for over 40 years will make any difference...
One lives in hope though!
From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord deliver us...and while you're at it, a bit of a helping hand with hobbits wouldn't go amiss...
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Are hobbits even real? And if they are, are they midgets or dwarfs?
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Strewth Fat's...you'll be casting doubt on Father Christmas next...
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fat maradona wrote:
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Are hobbits even real? And if they are, are they midgets or dwarfs?
they're clearly not dwarves because they don't sing about gold
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