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Mumford
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5 years ago

I'm starting to get the gist of this place now.

First of all I was supposed to "introduce myself" so that you could have a good go and test me to see if i was up to your mettle, or would I just get pissed off and disappear never to return again like the hundred or so others who have signed up, never posted, or posted less than ten times and then fucked off.

Then I was supposed to sit in the background like a little wallflower, begging to be let into your so obvious little clique of established I've got more posts than you members.

Slowly I would be allowed out of my damp, dark little corner to offer the odd little post here and there and be erternally grateful if you actually responded to me, and I should wring my cap as hard as possible begging forgiveness if I dare to respond in the same way as I am spoken to.

The problem is

I'M NOT FUCKING LIKE THAT, SO GET USED TO IT

It seems that none of you took notice of what I said to one of you, so now I will include you all, I'm your worst fucking nightmare.

I'm an arrogant thick skinned twat, and I'm not leaving, so get fucking used to it.

So start acting like adults and not like a bunch of bullies in the school playground
Take all the courage you have left
And waste it on fixing all the problems that you made in your own head
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FuB
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5 years ago

Did you jump up and down in a fists-clenched jig whilst you wrote that? I hope so... otherwise there just wouldn't be enough of an emphasis on how self-important you are
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brianofnazarethffs
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5 years ago

Right, mummyford. I'm going to call you that from now on, no real reason; I just like it.

It's great you've joined and hopefully we can all look forward to your contributions on this forum. The more United fans we get the better IMO and if you like the odd 'cunt' here and there you'll be fine.

In regards to you running this forum, being admin or just Stephen Hawking this fucking place up, then, unfortunately there won't be anything we are able to offer you at the moment. We don't need any tech help for now and I'm sure if we do in the future, we'd pop you an PM and pick your brains.Feel free to pop a CV through to me and I'll keep you on file.

In all seriousness, hopefully you'll just "rant" on with the rest of us cunts and have a bit of a giggle in between your visits to pornhub or http://www.ilikehugeballsonmychin.com and leave the rest behind.


Welcome Mummyford xoxox



P.S I've just read your last post!! Now you've got the idea! I'm sure you'll fit in just fine!
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Mumford
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5 years ago

FuB wrote:Did you jump up and down in a fists-clenched jig whilst you wrote that? I hope so... otherwise there just wouldn't be enough of an emphasis on how self-important you are
Muslims say Only Allah is perfect.

They haven't met then have they
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Felwin
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5 years ago

Fair fucks, mumsy.

No one said you had to slowly gain favour or anything. You talk out of your arse and you get called out on it. God knows I do it and i'm not a regular at all, much more of a lurker.

Is this the end of your whirlwind introduction then?

P.S. - My worst fucking nightmare is probably much more fucked up than a mumford and sons fan giving it capitalised red text on a forum. Bring it on, son!
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5 years ago

I've been on this site a while now and I think (I may be wrong on this) but 'Mumford' is the only contributor that has seen fit to present his United 'credentials'.Its not about whether you 'ran' with the 'Red Army' in the 70's,nobody is interested,its about what you can contribute now.

And a message to 'Mumford'-please don't use a large red font,it's awfully common.
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5 years ago

Steggo wrote:I've been on this site a while now and I think (I may be wrong on this) but 'Mumford' is the only contributor that has seen fit to present his United 'credentials'.Its not about whether you 'ran' with the 'Red Army' in the 70's,nobody is interested,its about what you can contribute now.

And a message to 'Mumford'-please don't use a large red font,it's awfully common.
Are you not forgetting that there was a request to add more colour to the site?
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Felwin
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5 years ago

Steggo wrote:I've been on this site a while now and I think (I may be wrong on this) but 'Mumford' is the only contributor that has seen fit to present his United 'credentials'.Its not about whether you 'ran' with the 'Red Army' in the 70's,nobody is interested,its about what you can contribute now.

And a message to 'Mumford'-please don't use a large red font,it's awfully common.
Even if he did, who gives a fuck?

The guy felt threatened by the forum's lack of desire to elect him chief techy so he lashed out with his credentials. If he feels like a hard man cos of it, then that's his right.

For the rest of us... (-| :ymsmug:
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5 years ago

Mummy has certainly brought all you lurking cunts out of your own arseholes!

Contribute more you selfish cunts and try and help this place out!
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brianofnazarethffs wrote:Contribute more you selfish cunts and try and help this place out!
I'm trying bri. it's taken a good few years for me to be able to sit down comfortably again after last time we met
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